Findings:
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
- I'm always breathless when you call
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- when you're ready to touch me again
- beside a moon that don't know when to quit
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- I'll explain it when you're older
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- Women want me when I'm taken
- I just don't know when to quit.
- Silence leaves when it's ready
- I walk around when I'm high
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- I'll get there when I get there
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- I know more when I'm alone
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
- What do I do when I'm alone?
- I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
- i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
- i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- When it's ready
- I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
- When the student is ready, the teacher appears
- When I'm at my computer.
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- i just keep waiting for the day when i'll see you again
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- ill
- Ill Communication
- Licensed to Ill
- I'll call you
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
- The Goods and the Ills
- A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
- I'll buy that for a dollar!
- well, I'll be jiggered
- Scene from the movie I'll never write
- I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
- I'll Never Remember the Day
- I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
- I'll Take Manhattan
- I'll be back
- I'll even wonder if you meant it at the time
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
- I'll take honest brutality over the sweetest lies anyday!
- I think I'll just go to sleep in this snow bank.
- seriously ill
- I'll Be a Sunbeam
- Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
- I'll throw the first rock
- I'll take the red pill
- I'll take my half whole
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- I Love You ... I'll Kill You
- I'll be your fantasy
- I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
- Cryptic, but I'll take it
- I'll get you next time, Gadget!
- I'll be a monkey's uncle
- I'll Play the Blues for You
- I'll Take You Home Again, Kathleen
- You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
- Write my biography, I'll write your fiction
- I'll Be Your Johnny on the Spot
- I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- being ill during exams
- I'll show you yours if you show me mine
- Make the computer work? I'll need two black candles and a chicken.
- I'll be
- Ill Nino
- I'll Never Trust A Mage Again
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- a smiling girl with blonde eyelashes and a sundress. someday i'll find her
- Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
- Belle of Belfast (I'll Tell My Ma)
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- I'll mark your obstinate face with my fingernails!
- I'll move mountains with my lack of faith
- Still I'll make this water home
- The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
- Prejudice and discrimination suffered by mentally ill people
- How to love someone who is mentally ill
- I'll be your Huckleberry!
- I'll take the...blue...No! Red! The Red Pill! (A short Notice New York Movie Binge and Noder Meet)
- As long as there's no price on love, I'll stay
- With your feet in two separate boats, I'll push you away so you won't fall in
- Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
- Mr. Ill (user)
- I'll Never Smoke Weed with Willie Again
- ill (user)
- At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul
- I'll never forget you, you shiny flying people
- I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
- I'll take you home
- You think I'll cry? I won't cry! My heart will break before I'll cry.
- Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
- I'll be back at it, dirty and reckless
- I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
- 'Oh, Whistle, and I'll Come to You, My Lad'
- Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
- I'll trade you three nodeshells for some inspiration
- Drunken Riemann shoved Gauss over fish and chips and said, Motherfucker, you solve that theorem, and I'll cut you with this blade!
- Honey, I'll see you in hell!
- Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
- Well, I'll tread with caution leaving only monarch footsteps in my wake.
- I'll Paint You a Sky
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- I'll be in my bunk.
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- I'll get us a hotel room for the night
- There Goes the Neighborhood! 4: My thunderstick for your beaver
- Herrin ill
- look closely: a thousand words I'll never say to you
- I'll do anything to pass
- Things you told me when we were in love
- I'll drink to that
- I'll never forget Morocco
- I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
- I'll be buried with my tankard
- If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
- I'll scream it until I believe it
- I'll tell you something
- I'll punch you as hard as you can cry.
- for one who does no evil, there is no ill
- I'll be your mirror
- Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
- I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
- Home I'll never be
- I'll jump over the wall and I'll wait for you there
- Things I'll Never Tell You
- i'll still be here tomorrow
- I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
- inside my heart where the weeds take root now I'll set you free
- whatever, I'll upvote it
- The Funniest One-Sided Conversation I'll Ever Hear
- First Scenes for Plays I'll Never Finish
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
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