Findings:

• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• It looks very beautiful
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• She was very beautiful. Y'know?
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• Art has an actual purpose
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• look closely: a thousand words I'll never say to you
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• I was told you were very pretty
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• look beneath the floorboards for the secrets I have hid
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• Are tears all I have to look forward to?
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• I don't know what she's thinking. She's very mysterious.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• My very first mentor was a heroin junkie
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Sex with the Stewards of Gondor was always very lame
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• I know I have been dreaming
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Cows Have Very Stupid Eyes
• While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• You Have to Look Out For Your Dragons
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• If I was beautiful, I'd know it
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• You Know My Name (Look Up the Number)
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• She didn't know what outside was anymore.
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Make of that what you will. I know I have.
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• I was very, very drunk
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• We did not know it was a war
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Gold Diggers of 1935
• geek chic
• Chic
• chic noir
• Third World Chic
• terrorist chic
• mcw chic (user)
• Op-Shop Chic
• chic (user)
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You can't have everything
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• middle of summer how crazy it was
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• Sex with a chicken
• I have this delusion
• I don't have a television set
• Animals people have sex with
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I have lots of gay friends
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Let's all have an orgy!
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros

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