Findings:

• I'd rather read a book
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• If I was beautiful, I'd know it
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• I think I'd rather see this on TV
• No place I'd rather be
• I'd rather fight giant monsters than work at McDonald's
• I'd rather drag out slimy skeletons and nail them dripping to your children's pastel walls
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• A pocket-sized device with a single button that says, "Everything as it was one minute ago".
• Sometimes I'd rather sleep in the backyard
• some say he was never here at all
• I'd rather live in Terf Island than Chaser Continent
• I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
• i'd rather not
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• It was hard to say hello. It was even harder to say goodbye.
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• Little plaques that say "So-And-So Was Born Here"
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• id Software
• id
• Caller ID
• state ID
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• session id
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• student ID
• Fake ID
• The Wizard of Id
• ID badge
• I'd
• referral ID
• id (user)
• process id
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• Caller ID buffer overflow
• Corporate ID Cards
• I'd elope if I were you
• Lewiston, Idaho
• Episode II Soundtrack: Track titles I'd like to see
• I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
• I'd not trouble the universe with such things were it not for tumbling thoughts
• I'd rip the curs-ed phone from the wall if it weren't sitting on a table
• wish i'd thought of it
• I'd blindly follow the most hopeless of paths
• id est
• Questions I'd like to ask my father
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• I'd like a new lease on life, please.
• ID Parade Blues
• Jabber ID
• Places in Nashville I'd take you, if only to defy the whole country music thing
• I'd eat in that bathroom
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• I'd dance forever if they'd let me, you know
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• id Anthology
• I saw a queue and thought, "I'd better join it"
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• IDS
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• I'd Like To Go Alone
• Riggins, Idaho
• If we weren't doing business, I'd fuck your brains out
• I knew I'd know you someday
• I thought I'd take a walk today. It's a mistake I sometimes make.
• Got any ID please?
• ID Chalking
• Ids Postma
• id est (user)
• Military ID
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• I'd trade all of my tomorrows for one single yesterday
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• 666, The Antichrist in the new European ID cards
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• See Photo ID
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• National ID card
• I'd Do Anything
• I'd like some dreams too
• Yeah, I'd lick that for a dollar
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• $id (user)
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• Speeding through the desert I found a fire I'd forgotten
• If I could, I'd title this "Freedom"
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• I'd send this if I knew how to contact you
• The Things She Could Forget, If I'd Forget Them Too
• For you I'd leave all this behind
• I'd walk away from the dawn and leave for you
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• I'd better stop writing
• a million tomorrows for one yesterday, that's what i'd gladly trade
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• The only reason I'd forget my apartment is if I wanted to invite people over
• ID Tag Bad Luck
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
• i just knew i'd find you here
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Bride
• left up to you i'd drown in the desert
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• Obvious
• stating the obvious
• Captain Obvious
• Master of the Obvious
• Uses for dildos other than the obvious
• protectors of the obvious
• intuitively obvious
• It's obvious you've never owned a penis
• Obvious Pseudonym (user)
• Norman Obvious (user)
• The Obvious Protocol
• It's obvious you've never owned a vagina
• When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
• OBVIOUS (user)
• Little Kids Are Stupid & Believe Really Obvious Lies
• Kosher curry, or how I missed the blindingly obvious
• it's so obvious
• It's not obvious why this should be obvious
• Don't overstate the obvious
• Chronologically, forward doesn't always mean progress: a reminder of the obvious
• Obvious Noodles
• The Obvious Child
• paint a landscape in which the proof is obvious
• Pun
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• pun war
• Ayn Rand puns
• pun (user)
• punns and reedles
• Arabic puns
• Ohm puns
• bilingual pun
• The Art of Pun
• punn (user)
• Welding puns that involve the word "ass"
• Attila the Pun
• Latin Pun
• Some needlessly emo poetry trying desperately hard to make a pun midway through
• In which I attempt more puns
• rather
• Dan Rather
• rather be in Philadelphia
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• The whole idea of having a close personal relationship with God is rather new

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