Findings:

• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees
• I'd rather fight giant monsters than work at McDonald's
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• I'd rather live in Terf Island than Chaser Continent
• I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
• That Time and Absence proves Rather helps than hurts to loves
• Rather than a safe and solid landscape (boring)
• Comfort the child that looks most beautiful, rather than the one that is crying
• I'd rather read a book
• Rather than trying
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• i would much rather engage directly with the supreme powers of the universe than the horde of ghosts conjured by man
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• Worlds are altered rather than destroyed
• I think I'd rather see this on TV
• No place I'd rather be
• I'd rather drag out slimy skeletons and nail them dripping to your children's pastel walls
• Why is there something rather than nothing?
• We would rather drown in a sea of tears than alter our beliefs.
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Sometimes I'd rather sleep in the backyard
• i'd rather not
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Gollum vs. Regis Philbin
• Regis Philbin
• we should listen to the birds. they've been here far longer than we
• id Software
• id
• Caller ID
• state ID
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• session id
• student ID
• Fake ID
• The Wizard of Id
• ID badge
• referral ID
• id (user)
• process id
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• Caller ID buffer overflow
• Corporate ID Cards
• I'd elope if I were you
• Lewiston, Idaho
• Episode II Soundtrack: Track titles I'd like to see
• I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
• I'd not trouble the universe with such things were it not for tumbling thoughts
• wish i'd thought of it
• I'd blindly follow the most hopeless of paths
• id est
• Questions I'd like to ask my father
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• I'd like a new lease on life, please.
• ID Parade Blues
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• Places in Nashville I'd take you, if only to defy the whole country music thing
• I'd eat in that bathroom
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• I'd dance forever if they'd let me, you know
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• id Anthology
• I saw a queue and thought, "I'd better join it"
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• IDS
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• I'd Like To Go Alone
• Riggins, Idaho
• If I was beautiful, I'd know it
• I knew I'd know you someday
• I thought I'd take a walk today. It's a mistake I sometimes make.
• Got any ID please?
• ID Chalking
• Ids Postma
• id est (user)
• Military ID
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• I'd trade all of my tomorrows for one single yesterday
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• 666, The Antichrist in the new European ID cards
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• See Photo ID
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• National ID card
• I'd Do Anything
• I'd like some dreams too
• Yeah, I'd lick that for a dollar
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• $id (user)
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• Speeding through the desert I found a fire I'd forgotten
• If I could, I'd title this "Freedom"
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• I'd send this if I knew how to contact you
• The Things She Could Forget, If I'd Forget Them Too
• For you I'd leave all this behind
• I'd walk away from the dawn and leave for you
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• I'd better stop writing
• a million tomorrows for one yesterday, that's what i'd gladly trade
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• The only reason I'd forget my apartment is if I wanted to invite people over
• i just knew i'd find you here
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Bride
• left up to you i'd drown in the desert
• Weezer's Summer Songs of 2000
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• Listen
• Listen up smokers!
• How can people listen to that crap?
• listen (a perl poem)
• Listen to the Land
• (Listen to the) Flower People
• Why didn't you listen to me?
• The day I listened to the Televangelist's special kidney prayer with deaf ears
• Six good men who listened
• No one seems to listen to what I say
• Listen twice as much as you speak
• Why you shouldn't listen to high school guidance counselors
• If only men would listen!
• I listen to the beat of your music
• The good musicians play music that idiots listen to
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• How to listen to tech support
• How to listen to the stories that cats tell us
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• It's nothing to listen to, just some memories
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• It is not your life, you will perhaps listen a little closer
• no one listens anymore
• listen mr. cute sweater you are all kinds of a sugar
• Listen UP!
• Listen to me!
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• Listen with Mother
• She is in the heartbeat you hear around you, listen
• (listen)
• I Listen
• Seven mice, forced to listen to music by The Prodigy, died
• 6am, having listened to you sleep
• Listen to the Silence
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• Listen in total darkness, or in a very large room, very quietly
• wrinkles are symptoms of deeper structural flaws. just listen, your skull is cracking, breaking
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• Listen, boy. Everyone is their own kind of ninja.
• I listened to the rain and the Atlantic, and I felt safe
• Tap and sigh upon the glass and listen for reply
• Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
• listen to it (user)
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• go ahead I'll listen (user)
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• Music I Should Listen To (category)
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed

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