Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I'd love to take cover with you, but I have to go help my roommate on the roof"

• I love you but I have to let you go
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• E.T. may have helped us evolve
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Nowhere to go but down
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• I hate Ronald Reagan, but I love He-Man
• It's better to have loved and lost
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• Why you should take your drugs and go to therapy
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• have a penny, leave a penny, need a penny, take a penny
• Used book stores, I love you. I am unwilling to let you go.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But can a robot love.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• I'd Like To Go Alone
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• You, standing
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• We have designed a circuit that takes risks
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Why'd you have to go and remember THAT?
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• The thing is, I love sex, but I sort of hate my brother
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• but don't take my word for it
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• we are built to hold on, but the world is about letting go
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• Running away is great if you have somewhere to go
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• Go and see, my love
• What Say We Have a Go
• will you take me with you when you go?
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• You have your own places to go.
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• My roommates have ordered throwing stars
• go and have a word with yourself in the bathroom
• I have to go to the bathroom
• Knots I have known and loved
• Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• No, but I'll have a beer
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• You say you love; but with a voice
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• There but for the grace of God go I
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• I love you, but I dare not tell you.
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• bitterly but gracefully finding the strength to let go of your failed relationships and move on with your emotionally damaged life
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Growing grapes is harder than making wine. You will discover this, but it might take a lifetime.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
• Sir George West tries to go West but hits traffic
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• love is letting go
• Sweetest Love, I Do Not Go
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Where to go for help with punctuation
• Cryptic, but I'll take it

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