Findings:

• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
• You Gotta Walk It Like You Talk It
• I like you; do you like me?
• How to talk like Jacques Derrida
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Strangers talk to me
• You like hanging out with me. Dontcha?
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Hold Me Like You Need Somebody
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• My Company Likes Me
• Come Talk To Me
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• My Thermos talks to me
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• Episode II Soundtrack: Track titles I'd like to see
• I'd like to buy the world a Coke
• I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Bleed Like Me
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• Black Like Me
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• The Girl Who Talked Like Edward G. Robinson-A Christmas Tale
• Questions I'd like to ask my father
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• I'd like a new lease on life, please.
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• treat me like your sex doll
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• I'd dance forever if they'd let me, you know
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• talk to me not the computer
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I'd Like To Go Alone
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Loves me like a bottle
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• Dead Like Me
• talks like a duck
• treat me like a woman
• unfinished (like me)
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• You like me in all the wrong rooms
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• I'd like some dreams too
• Broken like me
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Talk to me
• This is me, I said, and then I talked for hours
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• I wish you would talk to me
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 6: Talk to Me, Cutie
• let me talk (user)
• talk me (user)
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Do you like me?
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• A Doll Like Me
• You like me, you really like me!
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• Walk Like Me
• Look siad me Be like me
• You're like a brother to me
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• Republican Like Me
• Talk like an Aztec
• Talk like a pirate day
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• He brings me books like flowers
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Women only like me for my mind
• eyed me like a female mantis
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• like you love me
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Creeps Like Me
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• want me like time
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• Me Talk Pretty One Day
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• doesn't look like anything to me
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• state ID
• student ID
• Fake ID
• process id
• Caller ID buffer overflow
• Corporate ID Cards
• I'd eat in that bathroom
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• id Anthology
• I saw a queue and thought, "I'd better join it"
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• IDS
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• I'd send this if I knew how to contact you
• he doesn't talk
• I'd rather fight giant monsters than work at McDonald's
• I'd walk away from the dawn and leave for you
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• I'd better stop writing
• I'd rather drag out slimy skeletons and nail them dripping to your children's pastel walls
• a million tomorrows for one yesterday, that's what i'd gladly trade
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.

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