Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I'd like to apologize for this w/u in advance...oh yeah, and don't try this at home!"

• Don't try this at home
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• Like drugs and alcohol, romance and Cafe Coco don't mix
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• Would you like to try a sample?
• I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• don't try to find words
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• No Place Like Home
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• I Don't Like Mondays
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
• There’s nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home
• small like a pretty round stone. that makes you think, "fuck yeah. what a nice stone."
• Like Home Dialing
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I don't like the drugs
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Sadly, I discovered I don’t like apples
• love like you don't need the money
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Episode II Soundtrack: Track titles I'd like to see
• I'd like some dreams too
• I'd Like To Go Alone
• I've never felt so at peace. Like coming home.
• It's like you don't carrot all
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I don't like my smile
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• I don't see like you
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• I don't think I like love
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Problems with E2 user poetry
• Don't knock it if you haven't tried it
• I don't think I like your system
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• If you don't like it, leave
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Work like you don't need the money
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• I don't like moving.
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Why I don't like enlightenment
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• I don't want to go to work. I want to stay home and play with Stormtroopers.
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• I don't like grass
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I don't want to go home
• i don't like christmas
• You felt like home
• Like language barriers. We are frozen within our homes. The windows begin to mean less and less.
• Feels Like Home
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• Those Don't Sound Like Bats
• Questions I'd like to ask my father
• I'd like to buy the world a Coke
• Your home probably smells like an old sock. No thanks
• I'd like a new lease on life, please.
• Yeah, I'd lick that for a dollar
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• Valium tastes like home
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Yeah? Well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• (Don't Fear) The Reaper
• I don't know
• Don't stand so close to me
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Don't Tell Alfred
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Saying what you don't mean
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• I don't think of her
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I don't remember
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't lock your keys in your car
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• French Canadians don't speak French
• If you don't want thorns, choose roses
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• Don't quote me on that
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't Block the Box
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• customers don't trust me
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Don't call me Debbie
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women

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