Findings:

• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
• No place I'd rather be
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• I know what it's like to be dead
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• Sometimes I'd rather sleep in the backyard
• rather be in Philadelphia
• I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• I'd just as soon be a ghost
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• I'd rather read a book
• I'd rather fight giant monsters than work at McDonald's
• I'd rather live in Terf Island than Chaser Continent
• I'd rather drag out slimy skeletons and nail them dripping to your children's pastel walls
• I think I'd rather see this on TV
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Bride
• i'd rather not
• can i be buried here among the dead?
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Even the dead will not be safe
• Be
• Don't Be Afraid
• You will be assimilated
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• This statement cannot be proven
• Free to Be, You and Me
• The revolution will not be televised
• so be it
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• eternity would be boring
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• I just want to be friends
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• To be or not to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• you had to be there
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Never be the first to let go
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• Be Mine
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• To God Be the Glory
• the powers that be
• To be at loggerheads
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Will I be given that chance?
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• Be different, just like everyone else
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Be Here Now
• Born to be Wild
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• I wanna be your toothbrush holder
• Be a model or just look like one
• What does it mean to be religious?
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• Want to be a lawyer?
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• it'll be on the test
• All we need is just to be
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Trying desperately to be cool
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• No one can be totally logical
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences

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