The Humber College residence houses about 700 students and consists of two buildings labelled R and S for no apparent reason. Like many college housing facilities, you can expect general rowdiness and endless binge drinking. It is uncertain as to whether or not any school work has ever been accomplished here, as sixty percent of a student's time is spent either at Caps, or getting ready to go to Caps. The other forty percent of the time is spent sleeping, recovering from hangovers, and trying to remember what happened during the previous drunken blackout.

Res food ranges from mediocre slop to utter crap, and can only be tolerated if one puts ketchup on absolutley everything. Cafeteria staff seem to think it's perfectly fine to serve fries with every single meal, including breakfast. One suspects the freshmen fifteen rule orginated within these walls.

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