Findings:
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- In the summer they will pull the beautiful bodies out of storage.
- Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
- maybe everything will work out after all
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- How to time waste at work
- They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- Lost in Boston?
- Getting wax out of carpet
- Chipirones en su tinta
- That's not how it works
- How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
- I hope someday you will realize how amazing you are
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- How to escape domestic violence
- DPI, resolution, physical printing size - how they interrelate
- How to carve a dodecahedron out of a cube
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How the United Kingdom road system works
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- How to brush your teeth in a combat zone
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- How I decided not to stare out of a smoky haze of phony melancholy
- How to sing and play guitar at the same time
- How to node from work
- How the Sun, the Moon, and the Wind Went Out to Dinner
- This Is How You Lose the Time War
- Your radical ideas for how to change the world for the better will fail
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- Speculation: How a Lightsaber works
- How Network Adapters Work
- An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
- How Glinda Worked a Magic Spell
- How they Matched the Fuddles
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- How Eulenspiegel found work as a cook and hearth tender
- How a computer works
- How to get more out of Psi
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- How to write an episode of The Twilight Zone
- being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
- And maybe the horse will learn how to sing
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- How Things Work
- how i will contribute in nation building
- how love works
- how IEEE 754-1985 floats work
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- How you and the rest of the world are supposed to spend your leisure time
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- How you're supposed to spend your leisure time
- Changing the time on a Nortel Norstar telephone system
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- How to find out your own IP address
- Create a throwing star out of Post-it Notes
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- How interactive fiction works (part 5)
- How a sail works
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- Xenon strobe
- Every single day is its own apocalypse. Every time we fall asleep is an extinction.
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- M4: how the counting loop works
- audio compression
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- How Eulenspiegel cleared out the merchant's house
- How to tell if it will fit around the corner
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- Keeping beer cold in the Old West
- How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- How to have an out of body experience
- how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- How The Internet Works
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- Making a ring out of a dollar bill
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- Canadian-style Government, how it works, and why it wouldn't in the USA
- How to get a kitten out of your bedroom
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- What is this strange attractant you use; how does it work?
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- How To Win Every Sporting Bet 100% Of The Time
- Imagine: How Creativity Works
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- Figuring out How To Make An MFA Workable
- Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
- How to pack someone out of your life
- Smoking from a Pringles tube
- How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- Automobile tire pressure
- How the universe will end
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- How interactive fiction works
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- How to walk past someone you work with in the hallways at the office
- Finding out where a net user lives
- How to stay awake at work
- How interactive fiction works (part 4)
- How a CD-ROM works
- How to convert a Super Nintendo controller to work on the PC
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- how to short out a phone line
- How interactive fiction works (part 3)
- How They Came to Bunbury
- SunOS, Solaris and how they relate
- How your brain works
- How They Drank at the Forbidden Fountain
- How do women's dress sizes work?
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- How They Encountered the Flutterbudgets
- Putting a match out in your mouth
- How interactive fiction works (part 2)
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- seedless grapes
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- How to steal from your work
- How dietary aids work
- How community relates to "work"
- How Eulenspiegel cheated a baker out of a sack of bread
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- Rolling out fresh pasta
- How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
- How to make a purse out of duct tape
- How to read poetry out loud
- Making a flame thrower out of a Bic lighter
- how to fall out of a marriage
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- Forsaken on the Moon, How Will We Breathe?
- Formalist approach to art analysis
- How will I die?
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How the Mind Works
- How Revivalist Preachers Work
- How They Broke Away to Go to the Rootabaga Country
- Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
- How to put a cigarette out on your tongue
- Japanese origami legends and how they changed my life
- How to build a computer out of black holes
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- How to work an airplane toilet door lock from the outside
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- How to Ride Out a Storm
- Getting water out of a cactus
- How to write fantasy that will absolutely slay the editors
- How to work with a bureaucracy
- How the heart really works
- How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
- How to make a bowl out of a vinyl LP
- How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- How to fall out of an airplane
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