Findings:
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How to tell when someone else is full of shit
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- How to tell if you're addicted to hunting
- How to tell you're not making it in showbiz
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- How to tell if you're having a heart attack
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- Collision avoidance technique
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- Churches that tell you how to live
- Time flies when you're having fun
- Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- How to listen to the stories that cats tell us
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- How to tell where you are in Manhattan
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- You're never around when I need you
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- How old are you?
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- two-way mirror
- How the Police tell if you are high
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- when strangers tell me to smile
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- You're too young to be so old
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- How to survive a heart attack when alone
- When I Consider How My Light Is Spent
- How to tell if you need new tires
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- How to tell you are too tired to do research
- And You're Wondering How a Top Floor Could Replace Heaven
- How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
- You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- When he became an old man
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
- When did the World get so old?
- When I was ten years old
- When you're home alone
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- I'll explain it when you're older
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
- The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- When I am an old man
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- how to tell a brachiopod shell from a bivalve mollusk shell
- Just how old is James, exactly?
- How to tell if there's a fire on the other side of a door
- How to tell your social class by the location of your name
- How to create cleavage when wearing drag
- How to add a folder in your Send To option when right clicking in Win98
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- How to tell if someone loves you
- How to Smile when You are in Pain
- How to tell if paper is acid free
- How to distinguish a Dragon
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
- How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
- This is how you're saved
- When You Are Old And Grey
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- When I am an old woman
- When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
- When you wake up feeling old
- Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
- 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
- collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- She's waiting to tell you if you're ready to know.
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
- when trafficking in HOT NAKED PICS OF 18 YEAR OLD SLUTS, consider your sources carefully
- You're Only Old Once!
- Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
- When you're dead, you're dead
- You know you're a geek when...
- When you're alone
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- It's hard to tell when all your love's in vain. All my love's in vain.
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- You know you're in the SCA when
- When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
- When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
- Beautiful words are nonsense if you can't hear how you're saying them.
- How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
- How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
- Which Describes How You're Feeling
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
- How to Tell if That Person on the Bus is Crazy
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- How to tell if you are stoned or not
- How not to faint when you can't move
- How to scream when no one is looking
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- My first comet
- Who what when where why & how
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- Spotting a fake note in the UK
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- How to tell if it is the car parked next to you that dented and scratched your vehicle
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- How to tell if a girl's interested in you
- How to tell if it will fit around the corner
- How to tell the difference between Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses
- Keeping beer cold in the Old West
- How to tell if your fruit is ripe
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- How to tell if tailgating is your fault
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
- Lost in Boston?
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- How to teach cognitive neuroscience to a four year old
- how to tell if an egg is rotten
- man when you are telling me how it was
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- How to tell she's good looking
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
- How you're supposed to spend your leisure time
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How to tell if your phone line supports DP dialing
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- When you want me and how you want me
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- Teenage rebellion and parental discipline
- The Library Book
- When the Year Grows Old
- When You Are Old
- when did we forget how to play?
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- old books can tell more than one story
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
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