Findings:
- Collision avoidance technique
- How to tell if you're having a heart attack
- How to tell if you're addicted to hunting
- How to tell you're not making it in showbiz
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- How to tell she's good looking
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- How to tell if tailgating is your fault
- If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- How to tell if you need new tires
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- How to tell if it is the car parked next to you that dented and scratched your vehicle
- How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
- How to tell your social class by the location of your name
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
- how to tell if an egg is rotten
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair
- Hey, how's it going?
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- this is how i'm going to die.
- Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
- My first comet
- How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
- How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
- How to distinguish a Dragon
- Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
- How to tell if you are stoned or not
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- How to tell if paper is acid free
- Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
- If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
- And You're Wondering How a Top Floor Could Replace Heaven
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- This is how you're saved
- She's waiting to tell you if you're ready to know.
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- How naked are we going to get?
- Where the hell do you think you're going today?
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
- If you're going to America, bring your own food
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- How it's Going to Be
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- How to tell if your phone line supports DP dialing
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- How to tell where you are in Manhattan
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- Which Describes How You're Feeling
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- How to Tell if That Person on the Bus is Crazy
- Churches that tell you how to live
- how to tell a brachiopod shell from a bivalve mollusk shell
- How to tell if there's a fire on the other side of a door
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- How to listen to the stories that cats tell us
- How to tell the difference between Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses
- How to tell if a girl's interested in you
- How to tell if it will fit around the corner
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- How the Police tell if you are high
- How to tell if your fruit is ripe
- Spotting a fake note in the UK
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
- How to tell you are too tired to do research
- Lost in Boston?
- If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
- How you're supposed to spend your leisure time
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
- How to tell when someone else is full of shit
- How to tell if someone loves you
- Beautiful words are nonsense if you can't hear how you're saying them.
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- You're going home in the back of an ambulance
- two-way mirror
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- Shadows Collide with People
- Somewhere down south worlds collide
- Going against the grain
- going out
- What's it going to be then, eh?
- going crazy
- Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
- They can see that you're missing something inside
- I'm Going Home
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- going forward
- The Going
- Going out with a bang
- People who are going to hell
- Where's Everything going?
- humanity is continuously going through unprecedented changes
- going to the dogs
- I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
- When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
- Going through the motions
- this is it, we're going to die
- This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
- Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
- I love Slim Shady and I am not a teenage boy going through puberty
- An important sentence to know when going abroad
- That gum you like is going to come back in style
- California is NOT going to fall in the ocean
- Going After Cacciato
- Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
- going meta
- The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
- Bye, bye, poop! Thanks for going in the toilet!
- Going to Fukuoka
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- Going Overboard
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- You were never going to become more than this to me
- Going drag
- To Lucasta, on Going to the Wars
- You're going the wrong way!
- There's an interesting conversation going on in my speaker.
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- An easy way to get out of going to church
- Thumbs Up going down
- The trumpet sounds within in-a my soul, I ain't going to stay here
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- Going With Two Dating Friends To A Movie
- The Institute for Going A Bit Red In Helsinki
- Going East
- Good Thing Going
- When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
- Going to spend a penny
- I Am Slowly Going Crazy
- I'm Going Crazy
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- Sobering up before going to bed
- Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
- That westbound idiot is still going to turn in front of my eastbound car
- Who's going to believe a nine-year-old girl?
- You young people, going around smoking your heroin tablets
- This was not my going away party
- One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
- Going for the sex and the drugs, the rock 'n' roll is a bonus: An E2 Glastonbury Gathering
- Everything is Going According to Plan (Vse Idet Po Planu)
- Going home
- Where am I going, and what am I doing in this handbasket?
- Going for the One
- I'm going to the moon
- The joy of going to war
- Going For A Song
- Guidelines for Exchange Students Going to Hong Kong
- Going Amazonian
- Where Are We Going? And What Are We Doing?
- There's Something Going On
- Freedonia's going to war
- Going to a ska show
- The "WE'RE GOING DOWN THE PUB!" Anglo-Swiss Post-nuptial London Meetup
- What's it going to take to get Star Wars?
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