Findings:
- how to stop someone's massive bleeding from the femoral artery
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- How to stop a urinal from running
- How to unsubscribe someone from a mailing list
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- How do you stop a rhino from charging?
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- How to save your car from a porcupine
- I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
- Having someone wrapped around you, looking into your eyes, inches away from your face, smiling the cutest smile in the world and giving you quick little kisses on the nose is the greatest feeling anywhere ever
- Winning a prize from a UFO Catcher
- How New Orleans stopped Hitler
- How to get DC power from AC
- You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
- stop adoring from so far away
- How to beat someone at "pick a number"
- Searching E2 from an Omniweb location bar
- Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
- How (and why) to send your mail from another city
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- Getting free computer parts
- If I can stop one heart from breaking
- The Cult of the Amateur: How Today's Internet is Killing Our Culture
- Stopping a dog fight
- Forgiving someone
- How to check if someone has been to the mall
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- Getting what you want from tech support
- How to win the gold and prevent a baby from crying
- Riding fast on drugs while getting good vibes from the twin plant
- Making a smoker from a used oven
- How to get SMS death threats from coke dealers in London
- Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
- How to protect yourself from a vampire
- How to ruin someone's life
- From the Earth to the Moon: 21: How a Frenchman Manages an Affair
- How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
- How to insult someone using calculus
- How I learned to stop worrying and love the iBook instead
- How to tell if someone loves you
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love High Level Languages
- How to pack someone out of your life
- How I learned to stop practicing and love the something
- Stop praying for someone to save you and save yourself
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
- How to keep your discman from beeping
- How to steal from your work
- Moving a SharePoint portal from one drive to another
- how to unlatch a door chain from outside
- How to work an airplane toilet door lock from the outside
- How I rescued a squirrel from drowning
- How to make money from the internet
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- Making alcohol from a watermelon
- Searching E2 from a Konqueror location bar
- How to derive the maximum enjoyment from crackers
- How a Sparcstation netboots from a Linux server
- Keeping a cake from sticking to the pan
- Making a flame appear from your hand
- Getting drinking water from bamboo
- Improving your chess game
- How to make friends, from a friend.
- How to Get to Heaven from Jacksonville, FL
- We're acting happy to stop ourselves from going insane.
- How to prevent records from warping
- An American in Tours
- How Higher Education Ruined Movies From My Childhood
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- Helping someone learn how, and why, to appreciate text
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
- How to wean kids from TV
- How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- How to tackle someone
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- How to interview someone
- How to hypnotize someone
- How to comfort someone whose parent has died
- How to speak to someone in a noisy room
- How to love someone who is mentally ill
- How to stop sinning
- I never learned how to stop loving him
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- How to Stop Worrying and Start Living
- How to check if someone has been through it all
- How to tell when someone else is full of shit
- Please Stop Asamothing. You Are Killing Something Beautiful.
- Stop killing me now
- How I learned to stop worrying and love statistics
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
- How I learned to stop worrying and love the LAPD
- Before You Hear It From Someone Else
- Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
- How to quickly pour liquid from a bottle
- Songs from an American Movie, Vol. 1: Learning How to Smile
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- How far are you from anything?
- Saving Quicktime movies from a web page
- How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
- how to tell a brachiopod shell from a bivalve mollusk shell
- Removing a foreign object from your eye
- Searching E2 from a Windows MSIE address bar
- Getting free pizza
- How to recover from a failed BIOS update
- Opening a command prompt in Windows
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
- Getting a site banned from Google
- Searching E2 from a Mozilla location bar
- How to plan your escape from a relationship
- How to jump into water from a height
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- How to steal newspapers from newspaper vending machines
- How to validate HTML quickly from Mozilla
- How to remove "tagging" information from NT-based FTP sites
- Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
- Removing wax from clothing
- How to read ECU fault codes from some GM cars
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- Searching E2 from a Galeon toolbar
- Till Eulenspiegel walks the tightrope
- Extracting pure caffeine from tea
- Creating decorative pieces from red envelopes
- How to node from work
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- Isolating copper from American pennies
- How to make LSD from Fosters Beer
- How I learned the secret of the pendulum from Japanese playground equipment
- How I found peace staring up at the moon from a gutter in my dreams
- How much is Zen Buddhism from China exported overseas during the Song period?
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- She tries to hold the wind, stop it from crying
- and this is how madness sounds from the inside
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
- how to protect yourself from date rape drugs
- how move files from damaged external drive to another drive
- There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
- As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
- Beating someone severely
- How to watch the stars from a secluded island
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
- Searching E2 from Mozilla Firefox
- How to remove roommates from showers
- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Turn Off My TV
- How to hurt someone with a TI Calculator
- Knowing how to sleep with someone
- How it is that we stop asking questions
- How to walk past someone you work with in the hallways at the office
- How to declare someone dead
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- How to Drive: Four Way Stops
- How to calculate air temperature from a cricket's chirp rate
- The Creature from the Black Lagoon
- Drinking from the water hose
- Small gifts from the universe
- Awful Green Things from Outer Space
- Muppets From Space
- We need to stop this
- Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
- lost in the wind from a butterfly's wings
- The Menace from Earth
- Erich Fromm
- RFC 1217
- Starting from Paumanok
- The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
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