Findings:
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
- Learn how to fly
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- How to kill a Sim
- how not to kill yourself in ten easy steps
- How to Kill a Republicon Senator
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- How to kill, cook and eat a rat
- How to kill a clown
- How to kill a vampire
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- how my computer nearly killed me
- How to kill a rabid raccoon with a handmade oar
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- How to kill your mates on Everything2
- How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- How I killed Josef Mengele with a standard-issue 1949 Army bayonet
- How to catch a fly
- How not to kill primroses
- She says kill. I say how many.
- How I nearly killed myself masturbating
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- How to kill an eel
- How to fly
- How it feels to fly
- How witches fly
- How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
- How to fly safely
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- How Prom nearly killed me
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- How we killed Borges
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- Killing a polar bear without a rifle
- How to Kill a Man With Two Fingers
- How to kill a Terminator
- How to kill, pluck and dress a chicken
- How to kill yourself on a motorcycle
- Humane octopus killing
- How to kill brain cells
- How to kill that mocking bird outside your window
- How to kill no-one and lose yourself a fingertip
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- How to kill a person with a newspaper
- How to leash a fly
- How to kill a monster
- How airborne school nearly killed me.
- How to kill a mouse
- Flying standby
- How to fly an airplane
- As the crow flies
- fly
- The Aeroplane Flies High
- Learning to Fly
- on the fly
- The Fly
- fly fishing
- Spanish fly
- Drawing Flies
- Time flies when you're having fun
- Lord of the Flies
- Berna fly
- Breeze fly
- Bull fly
- Burrel fly
- Chalcid fly
- you cannot kill me in a way that matters
- Drone fly
- Syrphus fly
- Warega fly
- fly south
- As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods
- The Bald Man and the Fly
- The Fly and the Draught-Mule
- Fly horse
- When pigs fly
- Plush Daddy Fly
- Fly Me to the Moon
- Changing on the fly
- fly agaric
- dung fly
- Red birds will fly out of the east and destroy Paris in a night
- Electric Fly Swatter
- Submit to me, you evil fly!
- Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
- I need something to fly
- The Flies in the Market-place
- With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine
- human bot fly
- The Spider and the Ghost of the Fly
- It's just a folded piece of paper till you let it fly
- He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
- High Fly the Nazgûl
- Resurrecting a Fly
- She flies with her own wings
- Fly Away (user)
- Time flies but aeroplanes crash
- This fly loves my mouse pointer
- Blandford Fly
- new chestnut: a fly and two bicycles
- I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly
- Answer: a fly and two bicycles
- Come fly with me
- All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
- We don't fly there anymore
- Some things that fly there be
- Stobey and Slutter Fly to Super-Rock Playground
- speed to fly
- A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
- you fall or fly every second
- Fly Girls
- fly gallery
- half fly
- fly height
- fly rope
- Venus Fly Trap
- Fly low and beat the radar
- The Counterweight Fly System
- Fly Loft
- Resurrection of the Fly
- Abroad the Regal Banners Fly
- Gonna Fly Now
- Fly Deck
- A sparrow flies through a room
- I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
- Parker Fly
- Pint of milk, eggs, subdued flys
- Lisa Is Fly (user)
- A fly in the ointment
- The Fly Freer
- Tumbu Fly
- Why birds fly in "V" formation
- fly riley fly (user)
- Why learn to fly in Canada
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- Game Fly
- pyre fly
- The Aeroplane Flies High (Turns Left, Looks Right)
- fly tipping
- Fly Poison
- bar fly
- Delhi sands flower-loving fly
- El Segundo fly
- at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
- The Buttery Flies
- The Human Fly
- dry fly
- lil fly izzy (user)
- When the Blackhawks Fly
- The Spider and the Fly
- Fly (user)
- Tsitsi Fly (user)
- Return of the Fly
- Fly Style Boys
- Vinegar fly
- White fly
- Fly amanita
- Fly fungus
- pop fly
- Wings to Fly (user)
- when the story is a bicycle you grip it tight and fly
- It has bits of marrow sticking to it, and blood, and beautiful bright-green flies.
- you grip it tight and fly
- some summers they drop like flies
- fly fish (user)
- Mc Fly (user)
- brine fly
- shards of ice fly when the strings are plucked
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