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- how to protect yourself from date rape drugs
- How to defend yourself against a coconut
- How to protect yourself from a vampire
- How to kill yourself on a motorcycle
- How to stop a urinal from running
- Removing wax from clothing
- Making a flame appear from your hand
- How do you stop a rhino from charging?
- Free yourself from fear
- How to Find Your Lost Cell Phone (Without Making A Fool of Yourself)
- Amuse yourself on public transportation
- You can never get away from yourself
- How to get DC power from AC
- How to plan your escape from a relationship
- From the Earth to the Moon: 21: How a Frenchman Manages an Affair
- politely excusing yourself from the bore
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
- Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
- How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
- How to steal from your work
- Making alcohol from a watermelon
- Searching E2 from Mozilla Firefox
- How Higher Education Ruined Movies From My Childhood
- Isolating copper from American pennies
- How to kill no-one and lose yourself a fingertip
- How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
- How to survive against zombies
- Improving your chess game
- How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
- Moving a SharePoint portal from one drive to another
- Making a smoker from a used oven
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- Extracting pure caffeine from tea
- Songs from an American Movie, Vol. 1: Learning How to Smile
- How to make LSD from Fosters Beer
- How to hurt yourself on one of those giant inflatable bouncy things
- How to watch the stars from a secluded island
- How to remove roommates from showers
- How to recover from a failed BIOS update
- How I rescued a squirrel from drowning
- How to remove "tagging" information from NT-based FTP sites
- How to keep your discman from beeping
- How to make money from the internet
- Searching E2 from a Galeon toolbar
- How to give yourself a manicure
- Getting a site banned from Google
- Getting drinking water from bamboo
- How to smoke yourself retarded
- How to Get to Heaven from Jacksonville, FL
- How to make a fool of yourself on national radio
- How far are you from anything?
- How to unsubscribe someone from a mailing list
- How to wean kids from TV
- Opening a command prompt in Windows
- How to set yourself on fire
- how not to kill yourself in ten easy steps
- Getting free pizza
- Saving Quicktime movies from a web page
- Removing a foreign object from your eye
- An American in Tours
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- Ten ways to free yourself from the tyranny of your mouse
- Riding fast on drugs while getting good vibes from the twin plant
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How to read ECU fault codes from some GM cars
- How (and why) to send your mail from another city
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- Finding yourself flung far from your everyday self
- How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
- Till Eulenspiegel walks the tightrope
- Searching E2 from a Mozilla location bar
- How to prevent records from warping
- How I learned the secret of the pendulum from Japanese playground equipment
- How I found peace staring up at the moon from a gutter in my dreams
- how to unlatch a door chain from outside
- Searching E2 from a Windows MSIE address bar
- Creating decorative pieces from red envelopes
- How to pierce yourself
- How to make friends, from a friend.
- and this is how madness sounds from the inside
- How zombies eat poetry
- How to quickly pour liquid from a bottle
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- How to jump into water from a height
- How to lose yourself in a pocket novel
- How to save your car from a porcupine
- How to derive the maximum enjoyment from crackers
- How to node from work
- How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
- How to work an airplane toilet door lock from the outside
- how to stop someone's massive bleeding from the femoral artery
- How to calculate air temperature from a cricket's chirp rate
- How to win the gold and prevent a baby from crying
- Getting what you want from tech support
- How to validate HTML quickly from Mozilla
- Searching E2 from an Omniweb location bar
- How to videotape yourself playing a videogame
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- how to tell a brachiopod shell from a bivalve mollusk shell
- Winning a prize from a UFO Catcher
- How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- Withdraw yourself from the situation
- Searching E2 from a Konqueror location bar
- You can't defend yourself with a gun!
- Keeping a cake from sticking to the pan
- How to steal newspapers from newspaper vending machines
- Getting free computer parts
- How to get SMS death threats from coke dealers in London
- How a Sparcstation netboots from a Linux server
- How much is Zen Buddhism from China exported overseas during the Song period?
- How To Prove It
- Not verifying information
- How Network Adapters Work
- How to open a banana
- Playing with yourself while listening to the radio
- How to deal with the office nut-job
- The Death of Friedrich Nietzsche
- How to avoid jury duty
- How to use crutches
- Ads from the back page of the Village Voice
- How to Pimp
- Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus
- How the Cuttenclips Lived
- Highlights from Star Trek's "Starfleet Ship Design Manual" (chapter 7, "Designing the bridge")
- How Eratosthenes measured the circumference of the earth
- Voice from the Great Depression
- How to help a library
- Resignation from Adulthood
- How the Chimney-Sweep Got the Ear of the Emperor
- Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
- Songs From the Victorious City
- How Long Blues
- DMV Driving Permit Test
- How to ride a bus
- Final Comments from Judge Parker to Wen Ho Lee, part two
- How do you hear the water?
- Rob Peter to pay Paul
- Making the heartless girl cry
- You know you've been away from home too long
- Here is how to make flame sing
- Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
- How to become a rock star
- Memorable lines from computer games
- When I Consider How My Light Is Spent
- Can the Koran from Eternity be?
- How Eulenspiegel found work as a cook and hearth tender
- What can we expect from the aliens?
- How I invented the best way to trim toenails
- Behold, from the land of the farther suns
- How to Encourage Others to Like You
- Taking the Boat from Docklands to Soho
- How to wrap gifts
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- How to survive a heart attack when alone
- What it feels like to eject from a jet fighter
- How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
- Joke: Rivals from Japan and Germany
- How to create your own hide-a-key for your car
- Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
- Making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich: A teaching exercise
- The Buddhist is drained from me
- Buying condoms
- How's she cutting?
- Splinters from a Scrabble board
- How to interface an arcade spinner with your computer
- Draft of an unsent letter from Niels Bohr to Werner Heisenberg, 1957
- How to evacuate a maternity ward
- Descent from Xanadu
- How to make an Enigma
- Theme from Doctor Pyser
- How to use a floppy disk correctly
- Ethanol synthesis from cellulose
- How to fit tiled textures in WorldCraft
- Shape from shading
- How to ride long distances in a car
- From the "poet" to the "reader"
- Tetanus shot
- Our Friends From Frolix 8
- How to play an old phonograph
- I get up from my sleeping spot
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