Findings:

• How to start a fire without matches
• How to Stop Worrying and Start Living
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• How to re-IP a server without DNS lossage
• How to exit FreeCell without losing the game
• How to Find Your Lost Cell Phone (Without Making A Fool of Yourself)
• Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
• How to replicate a dynamic website quickly without the source code or database
• Riding a bike without using your hands
• How to jump start a car
• Double your theatre wages without really trying
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• Asking "How are you?" without waiting to hear the answer
• How to smoke without getting addicted
• The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
• Cutting cake without favoritism
• Killing a polar bear without a rifle
• How to fit pants without trying them on
• How to get around censorware
• How to bend guitar notes without a whammy bar
• How to open a bottle of wine without a corkscrew
• How to sneak around the house late at night
• How I started smoking
• How to floss without hurting your fingers
• you can't start a fire without a spark
• How to have a great vacation in China without money
• Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
• How babies get around
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 26
• How to order a Happy Meal without embarrassment
• How to tell if it will fit around the corner
• How Till Eulenspiegel Travelled around with a Skull
• How to turn around in the street
• How to open a shrinkwrapped CD
• Starting a traffic jam
• Speeding without getting a ticket
• DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
• How to exchange two variables without using a third
• How to buy a stereo system (without winning the lottery)
• How to get started with 3D computer graphics
• How to start a chatterbox message with /
• How to start an automobile
• How to smell good without the use of perfume
• How to appreciate jazz without really trying
• Pee in the shower without your girlfriend noticing
• How to get away at work without doing anything
• How to start a gaming group
• Windows XP won't start up - how to fix it
• How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• how to alter your state of consciousness without drugs
• How to setup a TiVo without a phone line
• How to use Windows regularly without hating it (much) : part two
• A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
• How to make an orderly day without bells.
• how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
• How to use Windows regularly without hating it (much)
• How Do I Live
• How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
• Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
• You're not from around here, are you?
• fool around
• I walk around when I'm high
• sleeping around
• Running around that thing with all the stuff everywhere
• What Comes Around Goes Around
• pelicans fall all around
• Around the World in 80 Days
• Boot the gong around
• Fart around
• Get around
• Sending cash through the mail
• running around in circles
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• Turn around
• Kicking around
• Louse around
• kluge around
• wound around the axle
• wrap around
• For hanging around with your shiftless friends
• The Kingdom by the Sea : A Journey Around the Coast of Great Britain
• wrap your tongues around truth
• All Around the Mulberry Bush
• Run around like chickens with their head cut off
• her arms around me
• Standing around scowling
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Ring around the Rosie
• Standing around with your teeth in your mouth
• Ring Around the Roses
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Walking around the house naked
• Floating around in a sea of milk clinging desperately to a Cheerio
• Why people put quotes around words on signs
• She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
• Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
• You're never around when I need you
• Passing the baby around like a peace pipe
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• someone without tattoos clearly has a fear of pain, which means in the kitchen they are slow and useless, therefore the food is weak and empty
• The Ring of Brightest Angels Around Heaven
• Tying a sweater around your waist to make a weird kind of kilt thing
• prancing around nude
• Green Around the Gills
• Green Grass Grows All Around
• Huddled around the story as if it were a fire
• The Shop Around the Corner
• Alligators All Around
• Shop Around
• Overanalyzing promotional posters around school
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• Emergency Burger King maneuver, or: Sliding around a Tri-Met bus
• Around an empty grave
• Getting nervous around girls
• The only significant bit of nonsense I carried around in those days
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• Rings Around The World
• Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
• Reel Around The Fountain
• I want to be the air around you.
• He called around 5:30
• If you fuck around with nature, nature will fuck around with you!
• Great Days Out Around Cambridge 2001
• Secret places around Georgia Tech
• gonna walk around (user)
• Sailing Alone Around the World
• Clowning Around
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• She is in the heartbeat you hear around you, listen
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• All Around the World or The Myth of Fingerprints
• They are building a fence around the sidewalk
• Children are the same all around the world
• Knifin' Around
• The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
• Beat around the bush
• Around Alone
• You young people, going around smoking your heroin tablets
• Walking Around
• Race Around the World
• Abort Once Around
• Around the Fur
• Composing music while bombs are falling all around
• The sky lay around you
• Waiting Around Saturday
• The old hands you’ve baked around hers
• Violent Scenes Around Filling Stations
• Where songs that are played around campfires with a harmonica come from
• In the world I see, you're stalking elk through the forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center
• leaves spiralled around us like a benediction
• A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• Where an old man of Aran goes around and around
• Lame blue poems around one hedgehog
• Russell Crowe: Fightin' Around the World
• the ideas contained within green wax paper, wrapped around roses
• Sex Around the World
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Somewhere around Warwick Avenue
• Hear blessings dropping their blossoms around you
• Wandering Around an Albuquerque Airport Terminal
• Somehow, the cats are still around
• My adulterous thoughts, they fly around the world.
• I look around and see only sandals. Looking up I find myself in the presence of Gods.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Strange similarites of words around the world
• A great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel
• the lake around which are a thousand tiny fires
• The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
• Cooking Conversion Table
• The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
• we can all just be around other people
• I just follow the sun around
• The Net interprets censorship as damage and routes around it.
• just another walk around the neighborhood
• just around the corner
• you can put your arms around a memory
• waiting for his arms to fold like wings around her

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