Findings:

• How the Whale Got His Throat
• How the Camel Got His Hump
• How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
• How Pac-Man got his name
• How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• Fake Rolex
• How Eulenspiegel placed himself inside his horse
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
• Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
• How Greg got the Prosperity Baby-Proofed
• Giving a cat oral medication
• Johnny Got His Gun
• How the King Changed His Mind
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• How Lucifer lost his superuser privileges
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
• How to spot a tourist in New York
• How the chipmunk got its stripes
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• How Uncle Henry Got Into Trouble
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• How the Chimney-Sweep Got the Ear of the Emperor
• How the Telegard Source got leaked to the world
• How Stella Got Her Groove Back
• How the Sea Mouse got its Spines
• edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
• How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
• How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
• How the Scarecrow Displayed His Wisdom
• how Wiener found his way home
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• How Man creates his Gods
• How Helgi, the son of Sigmund, won King Hodbrod and his Realm, and wedded Sigurn
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• How King Siggeir wedded Signy, and bade King Volsung and his son to Gothland
• How Opal Mehta Got Kissed, Got Wild, and Got a Life
• How the American flag got raped
• How Six Men Got On in the World
• A man's got to know his limitations
• How to spot bad internet porn stories
• How to spot a powerful mage
• The Mother Tongue: English and How it Got That Way
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• How Maria got herself a pussy
• How Marsha Davis got her boyfriend
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• How Hazelnut got torn a new arsehole
• How the Fairy got in the Coke Machine
• You Really Got Me
• You've got mail
• I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
• Got
• Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
• I've Got a Secret
• I got jacked by the FBI, CNN and amazon.com
• Got to buck
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• The Statue Got Me High
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• I've got a little list
• You've Got Stalkers
• The one that got away
• I laughed until my limbic system exploded...then got very scared
• Everything got me fired!
• when i stay in one spot too long, i lose the feel of the world
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• Have I Got News for You
• We've Got Tonight
• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• The Guru got a girlfriend
• Amidala Got Back
• Blue Got Up
• Got root?
• I got junk mail from the Dalai Lama
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• Got to Get You into My Life
• I got a good feeling!
• The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
• It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
• The Songs That Got Away
• I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
• Everyone's got their drug
• I got in a wreck taking my driver's test
• An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
• I got kicked out of a focus group
• Go on! It's got raisins in it!
• E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• I got hit by the pizza man
• Yesterday I (supposedly) got a call from Douglas Coupland
• He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
• I got your nose
• Got Self Esteem?
• Boys got cooties, girls got brains
• I Got Six
• I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
• I never ventured in the woods and got drunk and slept
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
• i got the wound, if you got the salt
• I've Got the World on a String
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• I got peanut butter on my ninja pants
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• We've got company
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• You've Got A Friend
• Ya Got Trouble
• I Got Rhythm
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• i got nothin (user)
• I gots a Weasel
• I got a 1400 on the SAT
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• What if a girl suddenly got a guy's body?
• Freddy Got Fingered
• Your cable TV just got better!
• The day Wendy's snake got away
• I've got mine
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• I got sunshine in a bag
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• They've Got the Guns but We've Got the Numbers
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• Ain't We Got Fun?
• We've Got A World That Swings
• Because I Got High
• We've Got A Bigger Problem Now
• Home Recording on a Budget: We Got the Beat
• Got Bones? (document)
• Have got
• gots (user)
• Baby's Got a Temper
• gott tot ist
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• The whole world changed when Paul got shuffled over to the bass
• I got the cancer
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• One Got Fat
• Yes, I've got monkeys in my pants
• I Don't Want What You Got Goin' On
• I've got a brand new anti-aircraft gun
• I've got a brand new Bristol nodermeet (collaboration)
• The Hare Who Got Married
• the day jbo got permission from DJ Assault to post lyrics
• Got milk? A ninjagirls bake sale!
• What if we all got jobs and got to bed before dawn?
• She's got legs
• I've got the music in me
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• What's Love Got to Do with It
• You've got to take the rough with the smooth
• You Got Served
• I got it from Agnes
• Mobile phones give the public things geeks got sick of a decade ago
• Debra Ann's got a tiger in her hips
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Baby Got Back
• DOGG check it I am by this creek; and I got hell of emotions...in my brain
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
• I Ain't Got Time to Bleed
• Roe has got to go
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• D dock and the fish that got away
• This week, Jen's got a new man, or, another take on some algebraic properties
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• You've Got to be Brain Damaged
• long blond surfer hair that never got dipped in the ocean
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• guess i got rung up (user)
• You've got to paddle
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• Hey, I Got a Secret to Tell Ya
• Who's got the bill? (e2poll)

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