Findings:

• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• I paved paradise, and put up this, like, bigass parking lot
• How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
• I like how your fingers trace the letters
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• Walk Like Me
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• How to talk like Jacques Derrida
• We like to get together on the weekends and beat up evildoers
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that
• It looks like a tourism brochure photo from up here
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Do you like me?
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Tied up tight, like a bride on her wedding night
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Republican Like Me
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• treat me like a woman
• Loves me like a bottle
• How do you write like that?
• Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
• unfinished (like me)
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• How to Encourage Others to Like You
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• And her legs went on forever, like staring up at infinity
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• How to kiss like a ninja
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• You like me in all the wrong rooms
• I crave it like well water, pulled up from the deep
• How quantum mechanics is like fog of war
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• Hold Me Like You Need Somebody
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• Broken like me
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• I like you; do you like me?
• You like me, you really like me!
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Look siad me Be like me
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• How Everything is like Starship Troopers
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
• Yourself or Someone Like You
• You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
• How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
• Women only like me for my mind
• candle smoke and christmas spice leapt up their noses like cardamom cats
• Creeps Like Me
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• How to send e-mail and not look like a dork
• How to write poetry like a teenager
• like coming up for air
• How to eat a banana like a chimp
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• In this workshop we'll cover skills like setting up and configuring a terrible howl or shriek.
• Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
• How to raise your child like a warrior
• The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• i wear headphones even though i would desperately like to meet someone
• How to Dance like a Junglist
• How to Sound Like Vangelis
• he's like someone living in a dream
• doesn't look like anything to me
• want me like time
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I like to take up space
• How many of you like to write in Everything2? (e2poll)
• Black Like Me
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• My Company Likes Me
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• A Doll Like Me
• You're like a brother to me
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• How to smoke crack like a pro
• My regret sits on the floor like someone else's polaroid photos
• He brings me books like flowers
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• Party like it's the end of the world
• Dead Like Me
• Nothing like a crazy uncle to look up to
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• Bleed Like Me
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• eyed me like a female mantis
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• How do ya like them apples?
• How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• How did I end up here?
• We get tangled up like wires
• Sounding like a child
• Electrocuted crows hung the wrong way up on the power lines, smoking feathers falling like leaves.
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• How to speak like a central Pennsylvanian
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• Kisses your lips like the world is about to end
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• like you love me
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• We like to stay up late at night
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• How I feel is like a burning sun behind clouds of rain
• You have to live like you'll miss the end

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