Findings:
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- How much more can we bear?
- How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
- living in fear is just another way of dying before your time
- Mountain Dew LiveWire
- Know How, Can Do
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- How to use Windows regularly without hating it (much)
- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- How to drink urine to survive
- Opening a coke can with one hand
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- How can people listen to that crap?
- A dying playground can be Eden
- How far can we get on one tank of fuel
- Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- How much information is there in the World?
- The moment you realize how much of your life experience is hopelessly interlaced
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- How Much Is that Doggie in the Window?
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
- How long can you dance in the endzone?
- How can you sleep at night?
- I can hear your thoughts much too clearly
- How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
- You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
- How can an atheist have morals?
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- Singing in the mountains where nobody can hear you
- Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- How high can you stack whippets?
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- How to avoid dying of thirst in a desert
- Mountain Dew Baja Blast
- How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
- Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
- calculating how much money you are making while pooping
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- How to Drink Whisky
- she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
- How much firewood equals an atomic bomb?
- How much fun is a barrel of monkeys?
- Things grow, no matter how much attention they’re paid
- I never knew how much snow it took to flush a toilet.
- Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
- New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- I can do much better than this
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- How you can become infected with HIV
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- Checking how deep the water is before jumping in is not cowardice.
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- How a terrorist can deliver a nuke to a US city at a bargain basement price
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- How can I miss you if you won't go away?
- How can you still breathe?
- I knew before I met you just how we would end
- Can Mountains Bend Raindrops?
- too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- can i turn off this machine before it destroys everything that i've loved?
- Diet Mountain Dew
- How much pain did you cause?
- How much for the little girl?
- How to get a drink named after you
- I'll buy you Mountain Dew if you realize I love you.
- Salary of the President of the United States
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- How much money do you make?
- Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
- Show your dog some much deserved respect
- How much uranium does Canada produce?
- How much is a pint of milk?
- How much does Milliways really cost?
- Pitch Black Mountain Dew
- How to use Windows regularly without hating it (much) : part two
- Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- How Much for just the Planet?
- How much is Zen Buddhism from China exported overseas during the Song period?
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- How much is kinetics, how much is belief, how much is sorcery
- if you knew how much I love you, you would run away
- she does not know how much I need this
- Mountain Dew Code Red
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- Can I masturbate too much?
- A Kiss Before Dying
- How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
- How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
- How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- How can God allow evil to exist?
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- Can you drink old beer?
- How high can you count on your fingers?
- How Can Individualists Share Responsibility?
- How fast can blind people read?
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
- How razorback-jumping frogs can level six piqued gymnasts!
- Logitech Driving Force Wheel
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- As Much As You Can
- How far can an animal fall and survive?
- a place which you can only see for a moment before waking
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
- How to tell she's good looking
- How the Republican Party can win the 2012 Presidential Election
- How Proust Can Change Your Life
- How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
- How can Poets Survive
- How long can you hold your breath?
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- How to know your Christmas presents before Christmas
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- Drink Before the War
- How can I see far?
- How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some?
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- how many truths can you enumerate?
- Mountain Dew
- How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
- can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
- How people avoid buying drinks
- Mountain Dew Cake
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- How to make coffee drinks
- Your product, Mountain Dew, and my dissertation
- How we were, before we were
- How we were, before you were
If you Log in you could create a "How much Mountain Dew can you drink before dying?" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.