Findings:
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- how many years, please, until I am better?
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- What kind of year have YOU had?
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- how many lines of code have you written?
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- How we have grown apart
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- How to say "beer" in several languages
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- How to have an out of body experience
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- How Many Miles to Babylon?
- for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
- When you know things are just meant to be
- How long have you known?
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- How can an atheist have morals?
- I have had enough of Survivor
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- How to teach cognitive neuroscience to a four year old
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- How many bits are required to express every possible distance in the universe?
- Getting wet in La Habana on New Year's eve
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- if you have had your midnights
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Mike's cast had many names on it and a picture of a Pirate
- the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
- Mister Obama can I have a pony
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
- In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
- How I had a Vision of Lineland
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- How the potato delayed the microwave 10 years
- How I made the Year Nodes
- How many geeks does it take to factor a polynomial?
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- How I won the Tacky Christmas Gift Contest that year
- She says kill. I say how many.
- How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
- How many infinities are there?
- How many deaths does it take to make a river of blood?
- How many special people change?
- I know how many there are.
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- wizards held captive the fishes of dreaming, souls that had circled their fortress for years
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- I had not thought death had undone so many
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- I used to have so many dreams
- How long have you been in love with her?
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- How we could still have a President Trump
- How to have lesbian sex
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- I have too many clothes
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- How many melodies are there in the universe?
- How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
- How many pictures is one word worth?
- how many children are bedwetters
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- How many bits are in the human genome?
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- How many primes are there?
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
- How many snowflakes fall in a snowstorm?
- How many keys on a piano?
- How many living things are there on earth?
- How many elephants
- How many grooves are on a record?
- How many glow worms were KIA?
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- It is sad how many were torn off
- How many beans make five?
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- how many truths can you enumerate?
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- An arms dealer, a drug dealer, and a thief...or, how I spent my New Years Eve
- Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Questions I have had today
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- How to nail your college exams
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- We have had enough of your beige
- As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
- If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
- I had been hungry all the years
- I haven't had a wet dream in years
- Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- How I envision my first day of college
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- How the mighty have fallen
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- Sex with a chicken
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- How to Keep Playing Music In College
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- How to "Have People"
- I have lost many things, so many
- You, standing
- How to have an epileptic fit
- Sex in a small car
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- After years of research, I have discovered a transcendentally delectable dessert
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- Be cool in college
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- How could you ever have enough?
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- How to send a child to college
- Books I have bought for next year
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- How many men/women masturbate?
- Names I have acquired over the years
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
- Many have died; you also will die.
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- Bright College Years
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