Findings:
- How long have you known?
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- How long have you been in love with her?
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- For As Long As You've Known Me
- How Long Blues
- See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
- Knots I have known and loved
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- how many lines of code have you written?
- Ghosts I have known
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
- 206
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- How Marsha Davis got her boyfriend
- I learnt how to perform cunnilingus while on holiday with my boyfriend
- How can an atheist have morals?
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How to have an epileptic fit
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- Sex with a chicken
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- how long does it go (user)
- How to ride long distances in a car
- i have been burning for so long
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- How we have grown apart
- It's been so long since I've known this feeling
- Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- How to "Have People"
- How to get your girlfriend to play EverQuest
- Winning back your girlfriend
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Dead people I have known
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- Wild Tigers I Have Known
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- Pee in the shower without your girlfriend noticing
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- How could you ever have enough?
- I could have known everything for five dollars
- And oh, how we long for their shaky, malnourished caresses
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- How Long is a Chinaman
- A memory of a road humans have long since forgotten.
- How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
- You've been a Noder how long? A Completely Token E2versary Pretext for a London Britnoder Picnic
- Sky god, how long til the night?
- How long does it take to wash church off?
- How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- WARNING: Long term exposure to women has been known to cause bitterness and alcoholism during laboratory tests
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- How the mighty have fallen
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- Strange Fits of Passion Have I Known
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- Fight Clubs I have known
- Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
- Astro City #5
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- You, standing
- How to have an out of body experience
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- I want to have known
- Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
- Sex in a small car
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- fish have long memories
- How to have lesbian sex
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- What We Have Known
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- How we could still have a President Trump
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- I Have Never Known a World
- The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
- I have known depth. I have heard the velvet creaking of its flooring
- The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
- How long can you dance in the endzone?
- How long is a piece of string?
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- How long do babies sleep?
- few have known and fewer have shown
- How to grow your hair long
- How long does it take to fall in love?
- How long can you hold your breath?
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- How Long Copyright Protection Endures
- Note to Future Historians: Yes, Everyone Involved Should Have Known
- Sally guests I have known
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- Having A Boyfriend Is Bad For Friendships.
- The Boyfriend's Death
- When your far-away boyfriend visits, consider your roommate
- Transgender boyfriend
- Stealing the worship of the muse's boyfriends
- Why every girl on the entire planet has a boyfriend
- The Revolution is my boyfriend!
- I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
- Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
- We need to get you a girlfriend
- Kick it to the curb, girlfriend!
- Ugly Girlfriend + Wingman
- I need a stoner girlfriend
- If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
- When not to break up with your girlfriend
- Fighting with your girlfriend
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- The only girlfriend I never slept with
- My Girlfriend's Parents
- Three battles, 100 pubs, Queen Anne's girlfriend and some noders - a summer nodermeet in St Albans
- My cat and my girlfriend
- girlfriend of the Singularity
- Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
- Dr. Girlfriend
- Buying lingerie for your girlfriend - the definitive guide
- I'm not a good girlfriend
- My Girlfriend's Head Is Full of Air
- I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
- Ways to Die That Also Feed Your Girlfriend
- World's End Girlfriend
- Schrödinger's Girlfriend
- when i stay in one spot too long, i lose the feel of the world
- Schrodinger's Girlfriend (node_forward)
- Whiskey, Cliches, and Your New Girlfriend
- sonnet for my girlfriend
- Everyone has a dead girlfriend story (category)
- I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
- My Anime Girlfriend is Perfect!
- Magical Girlfriend
- Gotta go. My AI girlfriend is dumping me.
- I have no hair
- institutions have lives of their own
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