Findings:
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- How does fifteen become seventeen?
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- Holding up a bank in Latin
- How many deaths does it take to make a river of blood?
- fog machine
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How to hook a TV up to a computer
- On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
- How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
- How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
- she does not know how much I need this
- How does Metallica eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
- How does one love the dead?
- How to f*** up
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How does a demon eat a Reese's peanut butter cup?
- If nothing sticks to Teflon, how does it stick to the pan?
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- A line of reasoning in support of the use of force
- How to pick up Sheilas
- Salary of the President of the United States
- How much does Milliways really cost?
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- What is this strange attractant you use; how does it work?
- How many geeks does it take to factor a polynomial?
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How does anyone get to Pewter City
- Death is inevitable anyway. Eat up.
- How Does The Turkey Feel About Thanksgiving
- How to get your stuff voted up
- How to ride a bicycle up an escalator
- How to set up and record an EEG
- How to pick up men
- How does an atheist swear a vow?
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- Using Dao Yin as a martial arts warm up
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
- Ken Lay
- How the Union and the Confederacy stacked up at the beginning of the Civil War
- How does a monkey eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
- How do you swindle a swamp anyway
- How much uranium does Canada produce?
- Automobile tire pressure
- How to check the coolant, and what to do if it is low
- How Does Dr. Dre Eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
- Female masturbation
- How does a supermodel eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
- How long does it take to wash church off?
- How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- How to prepare garlic
- How long does it take to fall in love?
- male masturbation
- How I does cook meth?
- How does a tree's drooping branch feel?
- How to check your car's fluids
- how does quiet become a mirror?
- How does it feel knowing your mind is a graveyard?
- she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- How to hold up a bank in Pig-Latin
- How to pick up women
- Fill 'er up and check the oil
- How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
- how to set up and use a microphone in Windows
- How to make roses open up
- Backing up your Windows registry file
- How Gauss quickly added up the numbers 1 to 100
- how long does it go (user)
- How Does Your Garden Grow?
- How to set up a home network with a PPPoE DSL connection
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- Windows XP won't start up - how to fix it
- How to pick up hot red-headed chicks
- How to set up and operate a road checkpoint
- How did I end up here?
- how to bring up sex in a conversation
- How to pick up a dime with a forklift
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- How I found peace staring up at the moon from a gutter in my dreams
- How to check for fault codes on Chrysler cars
- How to liven up a party
- How to urinate standing up
- How to set up a formal table
- How to check if someone has been to the mall
- How to check if someone has been through it all
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
- The pickup-lines that actually work
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- I'm actually quite the plain Jane
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
- Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
- Love Actually
- A consequence of actually feeling
- not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
- what we call human nature is actually human habit
- Danger is my middle name. Okay, actually, Daniel is my middle name.
- More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
- none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
- BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
- Well, actually
- Where to actually reintroduce wolves
- ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
- Just seeing that he actually exists
- the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
- It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
- Whose Line is it Anyway?
- anyway
- Anyways
- I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
- If you hate something, do it anyway
- Who am us, anyway?
- I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
- If it moves throw a snowball at it, if it doesn't move throw a snowball at it anyway
- Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- The president's not the real president anyway, you know that!
- most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
- i've never thought much of formulaic verse anyway
- check
- reality check
- Check Point
- body check
- Checks and balances in the government of the United States of America
- Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
- Back check
- Check Print
- Malthusian check
- check yourself
- The post-encounter hair check
- sanity check
- Do not cash the refund check
- Check it out
- houndstooth check
- Netscape Karma Check
- Range Check Error
- checked exception
- Submissive BDSM Play Partner Check List
- Super Information Hijinks: Reality Check!
- Google spell check
- Tripping while trying to sneakily check out pretty girls
- check card
- She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
- Send me a check for eleven cents
- press check
- check valve
- checks and balances
- Check curtain
- Shortcuts to check for divisibility
- stick check
- checked
- Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
- Check 21
- check (user)
- DOGG check it I am by this creek; and I got hell of emotions...in my brain
- desk check
- A que check
- Hurt me, use me, make me write bad checks
- check dam
- Check please
- Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
- buddy check
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- Who Checks the Current
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