Findings:

• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• When your eyes fade will your smile follow?
• How not to faint when you can't move
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• How to Smile when You are in Pain
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• when I touch her I hope it's you that smiles
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• How to avoid tomorrow
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• How to create cleavage when wearing drag
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• we will laugh as your buildings crumble, we will dance as your cities burn
• I am saving many smiles for a new upside down tomorrow
• Today is Tomorrow
• Today Is the Tomorrow You Were Promised Yesterday : Introduction
• You smile upon your friend to-day
• if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
• Laugh maniacally, because I can't bear to see you cry
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• Our stories will surprise even our selves.
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• I don't know how to smile
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• How to survive a heart attack when alone
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• You turn the atmosphere wild with currents of vitriol when you smile at the passing insects
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• Laugh when threatened
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• Tomorrow's Technology Today
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• King's Quest VI - Heir Today, Gone Tomorrow
• Here Today, Gone Tomorrow
• Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• Your radical ideas for how to change the world for the better will fail
• i can't love you today
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• God, I can't imagine not looking at that smile
• even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
• so pretentious I can't even breathe
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• How the universe will end
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Who what when where why & how
• How to tell if it will fit around the corner
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Forsaken on the Moon, How Will We Breathe?
• How will I die?
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• How to write fantasy that will absolutely slay the editors
• how i will contribute in nation building
• being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• Who are you? What are you? How do you? What will you?
• One word that will make others laugh
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
• Our children will laugh at the names of our over-the-counter medicines
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• if yesterday were tomorrow today
• when strangers tell me to smile
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : Acknowledgements
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• Today's Empires, Tomorrow's Ashes
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : 200 years of Information
• smile when you say that
• How to tell when someone else is full of shit
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• When you just can't win
• you can't break even
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• buildings so tall you can't even see the tops of them
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• science can't explain how our thoughts are formed
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• I love you, even when I am heartless
• Even the dead will not be safe
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• A mid-leap crisis will still be a crisis even if you manage to land on your feet.
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• How to scream when no one is looking
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Songs from an American Movie, Vol. 1: Learning How to Smile
• How to fake a smile
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• How do you make God laugh?
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• How to add a folder in your Send To option when right clicking in Win98
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• And maybe the horse will learn how to sing
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• I hope someday you will realize how amazing you are
• When I Consider How My Light Is Spent
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• The Cult of the Amateur: How Today's Internet is Killing Our Culture
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• When you want me and how you want me
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• when did we forget how to play?
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about

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