Findings:
- How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
- How the Sun, the Moon, and the Wind Went Out to Dinner
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- How to escape domestic violence
- How to build a computer out of black holes
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- Figuring out How To Make An MFA Workable
- How Eulenspiegel cheated a baker out of a sack of bread
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- How to put a cigarette out on your tongue
- How to carve a dodecahedron out of a cube
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- How to find out your own IP address
- Getting wax out of carpet
- How Eulenspiegel cleared out the merchant's house
- Making a flame thrower out of a Bic lighter
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- How to make a bowl out of a vinyl LP
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- Getting water out of a cactus
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- how to short out a phone line
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Finding out where a net user lives
- how to fall out of a marriage
- How to get more out of Psi
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How to Ride Out a Storm
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- How to read poetry out loud
- How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
- Rolling out fresh pasta
- Putting a match out in your mouth
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How to have an out of body experience
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- How to make a weapon out of duct tape
- How to pack someone out of your life
- How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- How to make a purse out of duct tape
- Making a ring out of a dollar bill
- Lost in Boston?
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- Smoking from a Pringles tube
- How to fall out of an airplane
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- How to get a kitten out of your bedroom
- How I decided not to stare out of a smoky haze of phony melancholy
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- Create a throwing star out of Post-it Notes
- Nikki Dial
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- rotary dial telephone
- A Striking Sun Dial
- drink and dial
- dialed in
- Dial 911 and Die
- Mix'n'Mojo Voodoo Ingredients Proportion Dial
- Dial tone
- Dial 'M' For Murder
- Dial M (user)
- jog dial
- Dial H for Hero
- Dial C for Concupiscence
- SBC Yahoo! Dial
- Flora's dial
- Dial: Revenge
- Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
- Discordian Code
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- How much for the little girl?
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- How to make brown
- Learn how to fly
- How to get it
- Impressing a woman
- Impressing a man
- how to make a mess
- how
- Teach your grandmother how to suck eggs
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- Humane octopus killing
- Abusing your bottomless soda
- Learn how to spell
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- And How Shall I Compete?
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- How to Host a Murder
- Just how old is James, exactly?
- How Does Your Garden Grow?
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- How to Cook Everything
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- how to leave the planet
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- shortcrust pastry
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- How to spot a powerful mage
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- Making a silk purse out a sow's ear
- How to dispose of a corpse
- How's it hanging?
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- How much pain did you cause?
- Blood stains (How to create)
- How can people listen to that crap?
- How to be invisible
- How to use compensated expenses to your advantage
- How the Devil Married Three Sisters
- How NOT to write software
- How do men touch you?
- how to dry roses
- Hello. How are you? I am fine. What is your name? My name is Jerry.
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- how to choose a good durian
- How to Fight Loneliness
- How to flirt
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- How to get in touch with your feminine side
- it's not what you node, but how you node
- How to say "I love you"
- male masturbation
- Female masturbation
- How many men/women masturbate?
- How to roll a phat blunt
- How to make whine
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- How to miss Higher School Certificate
- How fifth graders feel
- How to make love to a virgin
- How to re-integrate the poor and wealthy classes to ensure blending marriages
- How amelinda retroactively changed early Judaic lore
- How to smuggle a snake onto an airplane
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