Findings:
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- Pay attention, this will be important later
- In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
- How to be an improv musician
- Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- You will be assimilated
- I will be in my trailer!
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- How to be a good customer
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- Will I cease to be
- Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- The revolution will not be televised
- How To Be Good
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
- This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
- The next life will be better
- Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- How to Be Alone
- Will you please be quiet, please?
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- node that will be my legacy
- the world will be remade in our image
- Automobile tire pressure
- I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
- How to be monstrously shallow
- How the Moon Came to Be
- When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- Marks which will never be broken
- The revolution will not be webcast
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
- Boys will be boys
- Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- Remember what it's like to be learning a musical instrument
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- I will always be in the details
- Survivors will be prosecuted
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- The television will not be revolutionized
- This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- How to be a fuck-up
- The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
- I fear I will be nothing
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- How to be an asshole
- We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- Who Will Be There
- I will always be weird inside
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
- If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
- On the comet there will be much pie
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- This Will Be Laughing Week
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
- All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- How to be a terrible customer
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- How the Internet Came to Be
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- There will never be another you
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- How to be a street musician
- Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
- And there will be whores and rumors of whores
- Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
- My RPG will be a work of art
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- How to be invisible
- I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
- There will be no more stories to read
- All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
- She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
- The Revolution will be televised
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- Carl Everett
- I should be able to remember your face
- What life after death will really be like
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
- When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
- Running toward the edge
- If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- There will be time
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- How to be telekinetic
- There will be nobody there to shed a tear
- how to be a friend
- Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- Will I be given that chance?
- How to be a backstabber
- How to be anonymous
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
- Be cool in college
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- If you tolerate this your children will be next
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- To be this good will take Sega ages
- How to be a troll
- The end will be a sellout
- Why Deeahblita will never be late again
- How the Sun Came to Be
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
- All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- You will be wrong. Embrace it.
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- It Will Always Be Here For You
- Goops and How to be Them
- Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
- all the cute guys will be there
- How to be a good evil villain
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
- Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- Even the dead will not be safe
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