Findings:
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- how life is all about loving and being loved
- Making a ring out of a dollar bill
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- How to have an out of body experience
- How to include the working directory in your UNIX prompt
- How to fall out of an airplane
- How I decided not to stare out of a smoky haze of phony melancholy
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- how to fall out of a marriage
- Finding out where a net user lives
- Geek's guide to working out
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- Smoking from a Pringles tube
- if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How to Ride Out a Storm
- Putting a match out in your mouth
- How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- How Eulenspiegel cleared out the merchant's house
- How to get more out of Psi
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- How to make a bowl out of a vinyl LP
- How to put a cigarette out on your tongue
- How Eulenspiegel cheated a baker out of a sack of bread
- How to get a kitten out of your bedroom
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- Figuring out How To Make An MFA Workable
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- Create a throwing star out of Post-it Notes
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
- How to carve a dodecahedron out of a cube
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- how to short out a phone line
- How to find out your own IP address
- How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
- Rolling out fresh pasta
- Getting wax out of carpet
- How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- How to make a purse out of duct tape
- How to read poetry out loud
- Making a flame thrower out of a Bic lighter
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- How to make a weapon out of duct tape
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How to pack someone out of your life
- How to build a computer out of black holes
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- How to cure being ticklish
- Lost in Boston?
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- How the Sun, the Moon, and the Wind Went Out to Dinner
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- Getting water out of a cactus
- masturbating right after working out
- working out
- Geek's guide to working out (idea) mp3 (recording)
- Getting a working visa in Japan
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- How to escape domestic violence
- How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
- being
- Beings of pure energy
- Are You Being Served?
- The Unbearable Lightness of Being
- in love with being in love
- Being John Malkovich
- The entire point of being an adult
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Being and Time
- The ones who are happy to survive are inside, partying. The ones who strive for evolution are outside, alone, seething with contempt, working through the night.
- Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
- Being a Green Mother
- Human beings will believe anything
- Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
- Being There
- The Need of Being Versed in Country Things
- Human being emulator
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
- Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
- Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite
- what does being a sociological researcher entail?
- being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
- there's good and bad in being a database administrator
- Being rejected by someone you really respect
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- The joy of Being a Technician
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
- stop being so English
- The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
- The curse of being named Tim
- Jewel not being mean for a minute
- Being really smart and taking lots and lots of drugs
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- Reasons for Not Being at Work
- The Importance of Being Educated
- Accidental death odds
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- Being an artist warps the mind
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- dr's Hospital Adventure : it's weird being recognized as somewhat of a celebrity
- The honor of being a rat
- Being put on hold
- You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
- Why I hate being single
- "Gay" being used as an adjective for something bad
- The Everything guide to being a pizza driver
- Being an Eagle Scout no longer means anything
- Why are chimneys being demolished?
- Being Designated Driver on New Year's Eve
- The Greatest Fear In America Is That of Not Being Politically Correct
- I Enjoy Being a Girl
- famous for being famous
- Florida being promoted for its hockey
- she being Brand
- Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
- The trials and tribulations of being an E-mail technical support representative
- On being the Older Woman
- Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
- Things I hate about being a conservative Republican
- Being the outsider at a party
- Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
- On the topic of being alone
- Great Chain of Being
- Adolescents: Beings of inherent evil
- Being with an older woman
- In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
- The Story That Is Still Being Written
- On being the first person to finish a test
- We're on our way to being GODS!
- Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- Being licked to death by kittens
- What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
- The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
- being true to your nature
- No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
- On Being the one who goes away
- The girls' guide to being a girl
- Being in a relationship is not a guarantee against loneliness
- The curse of being gifted
- Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- All things being equal
- There's nothing noble about being a soldier
- Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
- on being the only one in a restaurant
- Tired of being angry
- An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
- The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
- Bruxa Maria de Zuzaya is being tempted
- On being American
- On being a college radio DJ
- The joys of being jailbait
- When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
- Being Black
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