Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Honestly at this point I'd be even MORE surprised if they didn't have a twitter-like social media platform in space."

• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• They didn't have the heart
• Even the tides have more friends than you
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• "This happens more than you think," the agency said in a social media post.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• They Might Be Giants
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• We must remember them or they cease to be.
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• No place I'd rather be
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• I'd just as soon be a ghost
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• The cat that didn't want to be rescued
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• you have to be kidding
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• More to be pitied than scolded
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• They knew what our pain would be.
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• I want to be somewhere between two points of nowhere
• There need to be more powers
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• Things never were what they used to be
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• How to be a more productive writer
• Sometimes in the quiet spaces between the sheets we forget who we each used to be
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• might be burned in at this point
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I am more than the impulse to be seen
• Frontiers are not easy, nor are they meant to be
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• A mid-leap crisis will still be a crisis even if you manage to land on your feet.
• I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• They shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever
• I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• play dumb
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Bride
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• Automobile tire pressure
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• you have to be close to catch it
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• There are times when they seem to be right
• When you know things are just meant to be
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• There will be no more stories to read
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• the space where you are needs your help to be empty again
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• You'd Be Surprised (user)
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• painting stars that have not come to be
• They will not be named!
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• We used to be more in sync
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• painting stars that have come to be
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• the nodeshell that didn't want to be rescued
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• the more realistic we are, the happier we'll be
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences

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