Findings:

• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The skyline was beautiful on fire
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• Things to do when technology gets here
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• When none tend the fire
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• I was the liar; here is the truth
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• Chief and Assistant Chief Fire Officers' Association
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• When I was young
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• man when you are telling me how it was
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• I've Got Your McFlurry Right Here: Help Welcome donfreenut to Swinging London
• Fire Officers Association
• sifting sand to find fading past in smooth stones, sorrow was here
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• When I Was a Boy
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• Back when our blood was still warm
• When I was Fair and Young
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Back when grunge was still cool
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• Some time when I was a teenager
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• where was your heart when we needed it most?
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• And When The Sky Was Opened
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
• the lake was on fire that summer
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• I went to Voodoo Donuts and all I got was this lousy concussion
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• Democracy assassinated the family that was here
• To Here Knows When
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Association of Principal Fire Officers
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• There was a time when I was a better person
• When I Was Cruel
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• When I was ten years old
• When I was young Time had no wings
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I remember when all this was trees
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• When I was 9
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• When Grandmother was finished with us
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• Remember when the modern prison system was considered progressive?
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• When our word was iron
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• I only dance when my feet are on fire
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• The whole world changed when Paul got shuffled over to the bass
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• Ain't no fun when the rabbit's got the gun
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• You were here when I fell asleep
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Everything got me fired!
• Little plaques that say "So-And-So Was Born Here"
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• Kilroy was here
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• I Wish My Brother George Was Here
• some say he was never here at all
• BROOKS WAS HERE
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• The sun was caught playing unashamedly in her auburn hair, setting our world on fire with giddiness
• When I was your age
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• At Least It Was Here
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• When I Was a Lad
• November 4, 1995
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• the rock here is strange. it moves when i am not looking.
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• When I was five
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• When she was bad
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• When touch was simple
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• It was always hot here
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• When I Was A Baby
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• When I Was a Babe
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• dwarfs
• African dwarf frog
• Dwarf tossing
• dwarf nova
• Sex Dwarf
• What if Jupiter were replaced with a red dwarf star?
• Fire
• Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
• The Seven Days of Fire
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• Mage's Fire
• Fight Fire with Fire
• Fight fire with water
• Kick the Tires and Light the Fires
• Boy Sets Fire
• Asses of Fire
• Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain

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