Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Holy shit, I figured she was just gonna ground him or make him do his homework."

• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• She could not live with or without him
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• Do similar pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• With him it was always like
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• she was just the dry smell of gasoline
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• As she waits to tell him
• It was the tree that gave him away.
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• She Misses Him
• We're gonna find the bastard and "reward" him.
• Then I poked him in his sunburn
• She thought about giving him her heart
• His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
• His mother is slowly killing him.
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
• When she is talking to him
• She Bit Him In Two
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• the magic that was meant to capture the outlaw instead transformed him into a monster
• I married him because he was not mean
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• Just give him the damned fish
• Is she really going out with him?
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• Tell him, she told me
• To Him She Is A Beauty
• It took the helpless maidens to make him a knight of chivalry
• Lesbian cow techniques (...or That makes a cow do what?!)
• At night, she still believes in him
• What makes him so goddamned special?
• She won't kiss him until she marries him
• If You See God First Tell Him Shit Got Worse
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
• To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• all it cost him was a Penny
• From the brightness before Him passed His thick clouds
• the stars were falling just for him
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• She quietly hugged him back. At 8:30 she ate the rest of him.
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• one thing just tears him down
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• I was Chris to him
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• It's never him
• To let him know
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
• The Holy Ground
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• Do your homework.
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• Just Do It
• as much as time to him reveals
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• I didn't want him
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• Language of the dead
• the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Do I stay or run away?
• Do not bend, fold or mutilate
• Do or do not, there is no try
• Lifted or The Story is in the Soil Keep Your Ear to the Ground
• we're just trying to figure out what it all means
• Crown Him with Many Crowns
• Better him than me
• I refute him thus!
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• To Him Who Waits
• Jen, I really hate him
• Peace be upon him
• That Thou Art Mindful Of Him
• What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?
• Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
• And if you do, make backups
• Reconstructing Literature or what to do with all of these penises
• What do you give a Benedictine monk for his birthday?
• what desire will make foolish people do
• stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• how do i make a backyard bomb
• Battle Ground, Washington
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• Dark was the Night--Cold was the Ground
• Holy Ground
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Leave him in an empty room with a tape recorder
• How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
• him
• Divine hunger sustains him
• I mean these words come out of him like the right music
• then I hugged him
• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• For Him I Sing
• You want that I should rough him up?
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• I ain't mad at him
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• It was the right thing to do.
• Twenty-three things to do, or not do, while on steroids
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
• What sacrifices do soldiers make
• do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• make do and mend
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• do. make. live.
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• A boy and his shadow standing on a long shore trying to figure out the intentions of the sun
• just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• How do you make coffee at home? (e2poll)

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