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• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• All he left her was alone
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• some say he was never here at all
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• I married him because he was not mean
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• making certain he was touching her
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• he was a punk poet himself
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• He Was Only Joking
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• That's Just How He Was
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• At least he was gentle
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• He was found
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• He just left his body
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• It Was a Lover and His Lass
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
• I was floating in the ocean of his eyes.
• My man was shot for his sheep coat
• More than he was willing to give
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• He Was a Crook
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• all it cost him was a Penny
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• His version was better
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• That was what her hunger was like: mesmerizing, directed, floating like a public secret just under the cloud cover.
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• Wondered what the point of all of that was
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• All you ever did was let it happen
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• It was all whirlwind, heat, and flash
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• The Day the World was about to End
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• What was left after the party
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• He flops over and bonks his head
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• more sure of all I thought was true
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• He made a way to his anger
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• Her name was Natalie
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• It was all awesome. Then the robots took over.
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• He weaves his words
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• It was fall, and fall does strange things to us all
• He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• he is too shy to write his tale
• All I wanted was a Pepsi
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love

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