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Jesse, at the helm of his own fears
writing your own epitaph
A World of His Own
To each his own religion
why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
Football Season Ended When Hunter S. Thompson Blew His Own Head Off
A Frolic of his Own
I killed a man with his own stomach
A man and his own face
Slay them all. God will know his own.
If only Che Guevara were a revolutionary in his own country
Phosphor reading by His own Light
up his own arse
A Prophet in His Own Country
History of His Own Time
In His Own Write
Zuigan calls his own master
aware of his own mortality
In His Own Image
Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
To Each His Own
Left to His Own Devices
As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
his own tongue (user)
Epitaph Records
Shakespeare's epitaphs
Epitaph (user)
An Epitaph
Epitaph of a Young Poet Who Died Before Having Achieved Success
Epitaph, upon a Child that died
Epitaph on Himself
Epitaph on John Dove, Innkeeper
Epitaph of Seikilos
Epitaph on an Army of Mercenaries
Epitaph for a Peach
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
his
The Boy with the Thorn in His Side
Picked his bones in whispers
Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
His hips know the original dance
On His Blindness
Augie van Smith blushed and wiped chocolate off his lips
His Serene Highness Prince Rainier III
Spinning in his grave
Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
de Molay recanted his confession
too big for his britches
His girlfriend
The Fisherman and His Nets
Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew
Touch the Hem of His Garment
How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
Atom and His Package
Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
His Name Is Alive
Nicole Oresme and his Philosophies: An Example of Medieval Scientific Thought
The Ass and His Driver
The Ass and His Shadow
The Ass and His Masters
The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
The Ass and His Purchaser
The Man and His Wife
Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
pull the steel wool over his eyes
A man with a tapeworm up his nose
His Royal Highness
If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
To His Mistress Going to Bed
Pascal on his deathbed
If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
How the Whale Got His Throat
How the Camel Got His Hump
How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
To His Coy Mistress
Let the earth hear his voice
Today your little boy is sprouting ten fingers and shedding his tail
how Wiener found his way home
If a geek.boy wrote poetry to his geek.girl
An Irish Airman foresees his Death
The Passionate Shepherd to His Love
Innocent contact with his flesh
Villanelle of Ye Young Poet's First Villanelle to his Ladye and Ye Difficulties
Johnny Got His Gun
Von Kempelen and his Discovery
The Fisherman and his Soul
The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 2
The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 3
The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 4
The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 5
Toward his impossible light
God's in His Heaven, All's Right With the World
His 'N' Hers
My Uncle, on His 80th Birthday
Bless his Heart
The Bishop Orders His Tomb at Saint Praxed's Church
the moile with the clocks in his window
The Help moJoe find his Biological Mother Project
Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
Kissing a man all over his face
How Pac-Man got his name
His mournful lamenting, like smoke on the mountains
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
i like his madness
Then I poked him in his sunburn
Tokusan holds his bowl
His Majesty the Scarecrow
My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
And then I broke his nose
"I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
Tucker: The Man And His Dream
32 Reasons Andrew Deserves His Door
When the foeman bares his steel
I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
Did Nixon beat his wife?
I saw his round mouth's crimson
The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
Valediction to His Book
trumpet of his rump
The Horse and His Boy
In the Springtime of His Voodoo
Eli Whitney and his Patent
Orpheus and his Twice Dead bride, Eurydice
A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
his ability to be stubborn beyond comprehension
Justin Trudeau's eulogy for his father, Pierre Elliott Trudeau
The Gift, the Giver, the Rebel, the Thief, and the Stranger and his Glue
Their feet grow dark with his blood
Forgetting his life away
How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
I went to visit his grave
Edwin Found Jesus in His Big Baggy Jeans
Jack, his Girlfriend, and the Two Black Eyes
His Flames Are Joys
And in His Brave Court
The Old Man and His Big Toe
As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
his throbbing manhood
His chocolate stained lips
and then his words silenced my noisy thought
The Little Boy and his Dogs
Sokath, his eyes uncovered
I cried in his arms
To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
Requiem for What's His Name
We decorated his van with crayons and fluorescent paints
lawnjart spills his guts to the press
His Toniness
In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
drop a piano on his head
Tolkien Spinning in His Grave
From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs
God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
Tribute by Senator Edward M. Kennedy to his Fallen Brother, Robert
His Fraudulency
A Boy and His Blob
The shit that gets carried out in His name
Spike Jones and his City Slickers
His Dark Materials
How the King Changed His Mind
How the Scarecrow Displayed His Wisdom

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