Findings:

• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• he would have cried
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• I wanted to write a poem that you would understand
• moment after moment, we have to find our own way
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Bernie would have won
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• What pornos would have us believe
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• You, standing
• People want what they cannot have
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• he would have laughed
• Far and further away. This is the only way I still want you.
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• You stole what they would have given you
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Why I want to have children
• She Will Have Her Way
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• A coat is a thing that keeps the rain off your skin. Why would you want a thing like that?
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• I want to have your abortion
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• you can't have it both ways
• you would have been
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• How many geniuses have we lost this way?
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I would like to have emotions
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• The way things have always been done
• I want to have dinner with Shakespeare
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• I want to have known
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• No one wants you the way you are
• the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• The words were ways of touching and made us want to speak with hands
• Would you want to live there?
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• You mean the me that you would be
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Skinny people have it bad, too

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