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• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• Hey Unfaithful (user)
• was
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• Is And Is Not As It Was
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• I was a witch in a past life
• How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VIII
• "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• Michael was special
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• He Was a Crook
• Gautami was neurosis personified
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• I was a helpless agent of causality
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• more sure of all I thought was true
• Why almost every node was written in the year 2000
• She was free
• The one thing Superman was bad at
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• Sex with my accountant was always really, really efficient
• That Time Zeph Was A Criminal
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• The Heart of What Was Lost
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Hey, ho, let's go!
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• Music was better in the old days
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Since Adam was a boy
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• My very first mentor was a heroin junkie
• Der Mensch ist, was er ißt
• wagahai wa neko de aru
• Shiawase wa Tsumi no Nioi
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Hayane hayaoki wa sanmon no toku
• Don Was
• Hitler was a Rothschild
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• She was the seed of a strange tomorrow
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• Everything Hitler did was legal
• Democracy assassinated the family that was here
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• WAS MY DRINK SPIKED? please respond!
• my great-grandmother was a Cherokee princess
• The night a princess was captured
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• Nero was an angler in the lake of darkness
• It was always about words
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• He was found
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• making certain he was touching her
• Hey Diddle Diddle
• Hey Hey 16K
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
• There was a rose that faded young
• Jerry Was a Race Car Driver
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone
• Wish I Was in Heaven Sitting Down
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Why was my writeup nuked?
• was (user)
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• The dot-com fallout: Was hype to blame?
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• Wenatchee, Washington
• Go ni itte wa go ni shitagae
• Adam was a rough draft
• Was nützt die Liebe in Gedanken
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• I was there
• I was floating in the ocean of his eyes.
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• every noder was once a normal human
• If I Was To Go...
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• As this was my generation's war
• Finding my fingertip was the easy part
• Maybe it was not a Friday night
• It was the year 2000. Nobody knew what was coming.
• I was alone for too long
• Stuff was started stuff had ends
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• Hey honey, let's get drunk and argue!
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• I was once stranded on a dessert island
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• What was the question?
• In the Beginning was the Command Line
• I was sure it was her
• Wharfinger was no Shakespeare
• Suicide Was A Good Choice
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IX
• There was a man with tongue of wood
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• When I was young
• Jesus was a liberal
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• The Epidemic That Never Was
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• All I wanted was a Pepsi
• I was just a supporting character in your fairy tale
• R was a Railway Rug (user)
• I knew it was over the moment I bought those shoes
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• I remember when all this was trees
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• There was a little girl
• There Was a Desert in My Head
• all it cost him was a Penny
• where was your heart when we needed it most?
• was jesus a mystic?
• Hey Dude
• Hey darling, I hope you're good tonight
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• Lando was supposed to die
• Jesus was a black man
• My way of showing love was consumption
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• The teachers thought I was insane
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• it wasn't the terrorism that flung us apart, it was the pigeons
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Free Speech Was Threatened Again In The 21th Century: Another History Chapter
• The night was alive, and so was I
• I Was a Teenage Werewolf
• It was all whirlwind, heat, and flash
• This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
• I Wish My Brother George Was Here
• There was a cold day
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• Papa Was A Rollin' Stone

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