Findings:

• J. Totale (user)
• Hey, kid. I'm a computer.
• the seven hills of Rome
• It was not a dream
• I was into them after they were hip
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• Her name was Natalie
• I once dreamt that I was a line
• it was my birthday
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• The Day Earth Was Born
• The sky was green today
• I was a teenage telephone solicitor
• 'T Was Such a Little, Little Boat
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• I was known as the counselor of the naked cabin
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• I Was an Atheist in a Foxhole
• The Girl Was a Guy
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Papa Was a Rodeo
• A knock there was upon the door
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• I was disillusioned
• It was a start
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• It Was an Ancient Place, and a Holy Place
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• Was Pursuing an MFA Worth It?
• i was richer for having known you, friend
• Besides the part where she was the only one
• Hey kids - No hope in dope!
• HEY im cool (user)
• Hey Paul, hey Paul, hey Paul, let's have a ball
• I was going to marry Marty
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• tonari no shibafu wa aoi
• I couldn't sit, it was Thursday
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• I was burgled
• Jesus was a feminist
• I was addicted to parents
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• The skyline was beautiful on fire
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• Creative Nomad Jukebox Zen
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• There was a time before
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• My man was shot for his sheep coat
• a dream was faintly clinging to my fingertips. accidentally i brushed my lips, poisoning myself.
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Mister Chu was reading on the terrace
• My skin felt like I was falling
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• It was the year 2000. Nobody knew what was coming.
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• Hey, faggot!
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• Hey, Nora! What were the pregnant women called?
• Kilroy was here
• The day I realized what being alive was
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• She was steady
• When I Was a Lad
• Gnocchi was my undoing
• The day I found out I was a guy
• I was afraid of getting caught
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• If I was beautiful, I'd know it
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Money was paper
• Port Townsend, Washington
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• Alice's body art was unique
• This was my mountain. You call it your valley.
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• I was a teenage time traveling combat waitress
• What was left was tiny
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• i saw the ugliest thing in the world and thought it was neat-o
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• She knew what she was doing
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• There was a little girl
• There Was a Desert in My Head
• Was the Parkland shooting a Trump False Flag?
• I was consistently naked for six weeks in 1972 to protest the Geneva Convention
• Gabba Gabba Hey
• Hey! Just say!
• Hey you with the pretty face, welcome to the human race
• No shit, there I was
• That was a joke, son.
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Was I born to play?
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• Since I was knee-high to a grasshopper
• No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
• I was in a blindfold taste test once...
• That man was a sock puppet on the hand of God.
• Hitler was an artist
• If I was beautiful like you
• If God was willing to let it be
• Food was purer in the good old days
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• Running a BBS
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew
• Now that was a scary ending
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• I was a teenage Bukowski
• Before you, there was me
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• If my heart was a computer, that night reformatted my hard drive
• Everything Stalin did was legal
• Maxwell was certainly not surprised
• It was really hot, in a Silent Hill kind of way
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• what once I was
• In unlit streets, running wild in the dark, creatures of the Void are seeking what was lost
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• It Was Cold, and It Ran Through Your Fingers
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• a distant "hey, fuck you buddy"
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• There was once a Man
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• I was only following orders
• New Mexico, or was that Oklahoma?
• It was a dangerous, stupid infraction and I deserve the ticket
• Was It Heaven? Or Hell?
• My Johnny Was a Shoemaker
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• boku wa toire
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• When I Was Cruel
• Tetris was Soviet Communist Propaganda
• How was the play, Missus Lincoln?
• Everything was screaming: the sea, the sky, my heart.
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• I did not need it. I was strong. I was steady. I knew what I was doing.
• I was doing so well.
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• Dark was the Night--Cold was the Ground
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• BROOKS WAS HERE

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