Findings:

• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• a distant "hey, fuck you buddy"
• "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• I was looking for you
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• How was the Bible canonized?
• The Bed Was Not My Own
• When I Was a Boy
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter V
• She dreamt she was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty field
• Raleigh Was Right
• Where the floodwaters went after the flood was over
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• That was the moment
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• The beggar who was too rich for my money
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• I wish I was a fish
• The beginning was the end
• Cain was the first technologist
• I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• Magneto Was Right
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• Renee was a princess
• An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
• Mister Chu was reading on the terrace
• My skin felt like I was falling
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• It was the year 2000. Nobody knew what was coming.
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• Hey
• Kung Hey Fat Choi
• Hey look, a piece of the world
• 'T was
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• I was never any good at maths at school
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• Tomorrow I was
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• When I was ten years old
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Hiroshima & Nagasaki: Was it justified?
• I was Christian for a day
• Judi Bari
• Barnum was right
• When I was Fair and Young
• Making sure your ballot was counted in a United States Election
• I was a teenage Overlord
• I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• Baby I Was Lonely (user)
• Galatea was a bookish girl
• The trail of its demise was visible from the surf.
• The space at that moment was a million ways freaky with invisible communication.
• And as the dreaming was danced, a sound went out
• When I Was a Babe
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• She knew what she was doing
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• There was a little girl
• There Was a Desert in My Head
• Was the Parkland shooting a Trump False Flag?
• Asking for a favor
• Hey everyone, let's play a rousing game of Frag the N00b
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• God was created in man's image
• Which of the Bewitched Dicks was gay?
• Imagine if your microwave was intelligent
• Was this the face that launched a thousand ships
• There once was a chicken named Alice
• November 4, 1995
• Watashi wa Ko Neko
• Was it something I said?
• I was alive again
• Einstein Was A Vegetarian
• Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
• The world was black and white
• Odysseus was not lying
• How America was mapped
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• She was cilantro, jalapeño, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
• I was shot through the heart, and you were to blame.
• The Day the World was about to End
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• Springsteen Was A Pirate
• the horrible gift was really quite right
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• I am that person I was watching
• Was Gandhi a racist?
• that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
• is this a thing that was forgotten or something else?
• what once I was
• In unlit streets, running wild in the dark, creatures of the Void are seeking what was lost
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• i was richer for having known you, friend
• Hey! What's that worm hole doing in my back yard?
• hey (user)
• was
• I was searching glass
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• Conrad's dirigible was tipping
• Na of Wa
• I was a Difficult Child
• The distance between two atoms was the distance between 6 months ago and today
• "I was surprised to hear about the cat."
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VI
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• I Was Born Yesterday
• and there was this girl
• I tried to arrange my life in paragraphs, unaware that I was a haiku
• When she was bad
• It was just a crush
• Which was what we wanted
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• I was the liar; here is the truth
• The room was hot
• I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!
• The hall was littered with broken dreams and shattered concrete
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• Who Was the Wine Girl?
• His version was better
• that was Zen, this is Tao
• in the end it was better that we were apart
• Why I was Not Popular as a teenager
• A pocket-sized device with a single button that says, "Everything as it was one minute ago".
• I was alone for too long
• Hey Pocky Way
• hey why can't we look the other way?
• Music was better in the old days
• Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• I was a homeless bum
• That Was The Week That Was
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• I was born this way
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• Gizmo was insane
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• It was not death, for I stood up
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• Truth was in that mountain
• I was invisible beside you
• Everything Was Beautiful and Nothing Hurt
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• War is only fun on screen
• She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
• Aunt Peg
• Back when our blood was still warm
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• I wish I was a half of a two
• There was a baby in China

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