Findings:

• Blessed are the Downvoted
• Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
• hey jupiter! i got a song
• The Walrus was Paul
• If Dr. Seuss Were a Tech Writer
• Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Christ Was Born on Christmas Day
• I was one of those girls
• Xanax was, indeed, fun.
• In the end it was always a stranger's hand
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• Before Time Was
• I was a father for a few days
• I married him because he was not mean
• Penis wa ge sik
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• There Was a Child Went Forth
• Battle Ground, Washington
• was hael
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• It was a Dork and Starmly Night
• ale z was dziwki (user)
• Where I Was
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• she was just the dry smell of gasoline
• What was left was tiny
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• Azza Wa Jal
• This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
• seizing on a Nugget of Truth and wielding it like it was a club
• i told u i was hardcore
• She Was 18, It Was Summer
• Hey Man, Nice Shot
• Hey Matthew
• Hey Queens, you need a King
• It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
• Man was created in God's image
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• being a kid was great
• sifting sand to find fading past in smooth stones, sorrow was here
• this girl I was in love with
• 1 1 was a racehorse
• Heinlein was right- writing IS a disease....
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• Where's the kaboom?
• The first time I knew I was different
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• Jesus was a revolutionary
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• Duvall, Washington
• Pete Townshend was right about Saddam Hussein
• Not what was said
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• We find tonight what was hidden beneath our hearts
• Kristine Dunn was therefore butterscotch
• Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
• As It Was Made, It Shall Remain
• Everything Stalin did was legal
• Maxwell was certainly not surprised
• I was me before being me was cool.
• the demon was an idea
• the last time I clobbered a human soul it was over a red-nosed girl and a schoolbook in County Derry
• How was Trump at Munich?
• Hey, cat boy
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
• Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
• i wonder if that was meant to console
• Dumb laws
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• This was their finest hour
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter III
• I was a prisoner in a Mexican whorehouse
• When I was five
• Adam really was the first man
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
• If the government wasn't involved in the Sept 11 attacks, what was it doing?
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• As an Atheist, I sometimes wish I were Jewish
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• The House on the Island Where She Was Born
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Dark was the Night--Cold was the Ground
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• The day I was showering with two black men
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• This was the way bodies were meant to behave
• If it was still then-
• Hey Arnold!
• Hey, boys, up go we!
• wa
• Trompe
• The world was designed for giant squid
• I was aghast, yet intrigued
• There was a time when I was a better person
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• What if the world were flat?
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• After a six-month diet of blues and greys I was back to white. I was an empty plate.
• I remember, there was one
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• Johnny was a parachuter
• The state that almost was
• I was hoping for catastrophic failure
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I Was Kaiser Bill's Batman
• I Thought My Father Was God
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• that was quick (user)
• In the Beginning was Rock n Roll
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• What was stolen by someone else
• It was the right thing to do.
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• I went to Voodoo Donuts and all I got was this lousy concussion
• When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
• I wish I was dead
• J. Totale (user)
• Hey, kid. I'm a computer.
• I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Why Socrates was really executed
• I wish I was carrying cigarettes
• I was not sleeping anymore
• amidst the tangled material of what was
• The sun was caught playing unashamedly in her auburn hair, setting our world on fire with giddiness
• It Was a Lover and His Lass
• At least he was gentle
• Jack Was Every Inch a Sailor
• I was my mom for a while
• If I were a genetic engineer
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Every molecule in my body was once part of a star
• The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• It was fall, and fall does strange things to us all
• This is a node that was solely created to fill the PQ criteria. Klaproth Ahoy!
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
• It was a start
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• I Was Meant for the Stage
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?

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