Findings:

• Hey, kid. I'm a computer.
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• computers kill kids
• Hey kids - No hope in dope!
• HEY im cool (user)
• Buying a computer for your kids
• computer science
• Computer nerd
• computer guy lite
• My computer won't let me turn it off!
• computer literate
• Cats hate computers
• Computer Graphics Bible
• London Underground Station Computer
• Computers, the Law and You
• My computer is my best friend. It is my life.
• European Computer Driving Licence
• How to de-porn your computer
• Living without a computer
• computers have no feelings
• Hey Jude
• Hey Ya!
• Hey, YOU! Get off of my lawn!
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I'm bored
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Being a dickhead
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm going to the moon
• Zeit im Bild
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I'm not old enough to love you
• She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
• See, I'm giving you warm embers for the increasingly cold months
• Karate Kid
• Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
• Kid 606
• The Mystery Of the mising Kid!!!
• HC Kid (user)
• You goddamn kids get off of my lawn!
• Cabbage Patch Kids
• Bebe's Kids
• Ketchum Kid (user)
• Codename: Kids Next Door
• Preacher's Kid syndrome
• Okay, kids, should we make Fido sleep in the basement with Balphegor the Tyrannical?
• Computer Architecture
• high-end computers
• Sexual reproduction of computer code
• computer professional
• computer show
• NEC Computers International
• Windows cannot determine what configuration your computer is in
• How I made my computer quieter
• computers against spacetime
• multiprocessor computers
• Black Hawk Computers
• Life vs. Music vs. Computer Science; Go.
• Cowboy BeBop at his computer
• Hey, the TV took my...
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm Glad
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm game
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Exactly Where I'm At
• help im a rock (user)
• I'm never getting drunk again
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• I'm damn sociable for a hermit
• I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
• I'm Afraid of Americans
• im not hawaiian (user)
• Keep quiet, cause I'm hearing your words hot on the side of my neck.
• I'm not a dick.
• I'm the idiot to your poetry
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea
• She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
• Kissing Dutch kids
• Little kids = early acid trips
• Wild and Crazy Kids
• kid sister encryption
• Color Kid
• Kid Quick
• Kid Chameleon
• In praise of little kids
• The kids find joy in hearts that are black and blue.
• Army of Silent Kids
• Rotten kid theorem
• What I Want My Kids To Know About Sex
• Free computers
• Computer Possession!
• computer humor
• Embassy Rooms Computer Fair
• Computer Algebra Systems
• Electronic Numerical Integrator And Computer
• Computer screws
• Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment policy
• Computer Stew
• Computers and Intractability: A Guide to the Theory of NP-Completeness
• computer based triangulation
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• Hey hey little enemy
• Hey, stranger. I worry about you.
• I'm not very cool
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• I'm tired of calling 911
• I'm a luser
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• I'm crying and I can't stop
• Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm a stranger here myself
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm not what you think
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• I'm not a good girlfriend
• well im sure (user)
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm an English major, you do the math
• Of course I'm looking at your psyche! It's sitting all naked and cold in front of me!
• Big D and The Kids Table
• Kid Pix
• Please don't bring your kids
• Showbiz Kids
• Every kid's dream
• The Star-Spangled Kid
• You'll never win anything with kids
• John Kidd
• Kidd Fresh (user)
• computer
• Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs
• The very first computer bug
• Computer and video games : Glossary of terms
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• Computer Problem Report Form
• New York City Subway Station Computer
• Computer Misuse Act
• Forms of Computer Hardware Death
• How to be a sniper
• Computer Assisted Passenger Pre-screening System II
• Creating and Integrating a Computer Cyborg Infrastructure
• Hey, baby, wanna do some tea?
• Hey Jack Kerouac
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm so tough
• I'm writing a romance and I'm not ashamed
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm Holding You
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• I'm Thinking Tonight of My Blue Eyes
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir

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