Findings:
- Hey, kid. I'm a computer.
- computers kill kids
- Buying a computer for your kids
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- Hey kids - No hope in dope!
- HEY im cool (user)
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- IN BASE FOUR, I'M FINE
- i'm a million different people from one day to the next
- Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
- I remind myself I'm a married woman
- Show me what I'm looking for
- i'm late to everything
- you can't hear my voice cause i'm not loud enough
- Fox Kids
- The erotic tales of 'old McMurty': that weird kid's favourite dead dog
- candy kid
- The Oppression of Kid Sister
- Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
- Kid Columbia (user)
- Kid/A (user)
- Cold War Kids
- There's something inherently sad about a park with no kids in it
- At what age should you talk to your kids about drugs?
- Computer Engineering
- But my computer really IS possessed
- The computer is not a medium
- The French chicks FINALLY had a computer problem!
- The far-too-modern computer labs in schools
- Ghost stories in computer world
- My computer is full of Advanced Ice Substitute
- Kurzweil Computer Products
- Active Directory Users and Computers
- How to hotwire a computer
- Protecting your computer
- Multimedia computer system displays TV programs
- Hey, faggot!
- Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
- Hey, Nora! What were the pregnant women called?
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- So. Central Rain
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
- Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
- Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
- I'm not homophobic but...
- I'm a Medieval Man
- i'm everything (user)
- Don't be an IM phantom
- I'm so sorry
- Why I'm not conservative; why I'm not liberal
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
- I'm changing the climate! Pull my finger
- I'm not like you. I'm loved.
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- Why I'm scared to see the new Star Wars
- I'm a freak
- Alex Kidd
- Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
- Stories your parents told you as a kid
- The Kids Aren't Alright
- The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
- Great tricks to play on the new kid on the job
- Beverly Hills Kid
- Lil Pyro Kid (user)
- A good kid
- Absorver Kid (user)
- Waiting for payday, cooking Alpo Surprise for the kids
- wearable computer
- computer system
- Computer Randomly Plays Classical Music
- I don't care what color your computer is
- Computer World
- Computer frustration
- Your brain is a super computer
- Computer Science for Smart People
- Ergonomic shortcomings of the mouse as a computer pointing device
- Computer Critters
- rude computers
- computer operator
- Gabba Gabba Hey
- Hey! Just say!
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- the words I'm after
- I'm alone in Geneva!
- I swear I'm not crazy
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- I'm a pig, not a god!
- im a streat nigger 9 (user)
- I'm Sas (user)
- HI im vik (user)
- Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
- John McCain is a Butthead; I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message
- I'm always breathless when you call
- I'm Nuts
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- Friday, I'm in love
- Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
- How I used Napster to ruin the life of the most popular kid in high school
- Kids R Us
- Lil Kid any werrr (user)
- Buy this SUV, send your kid to college
- Kid Ory
- Dead End Kids
- Jimmy Corrigan, the Smartest Kid on Earth
- My sweet, charming kid is a bloodthirsty and feral killer! Cool!
- Telling the kids
- good kid, m.A.A.d city
- organic computer
- Computer program
- talk to me not the computer
- TRS-80 Color Computer II
- computer virus
- A computer with two mice
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- computer logic
- Computers Near Me
- How to hook a TV up to a computer
- Blowing up computer chips
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- Computer rage
- How Nature Builds Computers
- Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
- hey little fighter, soon it will be brighter
- I'm sorry
- 418 I'm a teapot
- I'm just a bill
- Thank God I'm an Atheist
- my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
- I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- I'm Going Crazy
- I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- Remember I'm awful, in love with you
- fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- Shag Me, I'm Famous
- Yeah, I know I'm dead;
- When I'm sick
- the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- Kids' WB!
- The Lemon Kid
- Kid A
- Dealing with a divorce as a kid
- nice kid (user)
- Flawed evolutions of a middle school kid
- kid with five stars (user)
- It's never too soon to start lying to your kids about drugs
- kidd (user)
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- Kids (Three Different Ones)
- The King Cotton Kid
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