Findings:

• Hey, kid. I'm a computer.
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• computers kill kids
• Buying a computer for your kids
• Hey kids - No hope in dope!
• HEY im cool (user)
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm Still Here
• I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I'm Alone
• I'm an Addict
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• I'm envious of caveman courting rituals
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I'm a Mountain
• im da best (user)
• I'm just sayin'
• I'm building the bridge in stone this time, lest someone drop a torch.
• I'm good for it.
• I'm drowning and you're describing the water
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Kids
• Kid Icarus
• Do the world a favor, raise your kids atheist
• Skull Kid
• Vinnie The Kid (user)
• And every kid is superdeformed and vibrant!
• Kid Chocolate
• The kid's guide to science projects
• Screw diapers, your kids are gonna need tire swings and bananas, Monkey Boy
• Go cry, emo kid
• The Cool Kid
• It was 30 years ago today, Miyamoto taught the kids to play... (e2poll)
• Computer Engineering
• But my computer really IS possessed
• The computer is not a medium
• The French chicks FINALLY had a computer problem!
• The far-too-modern computer labs in schools
• Ghost stories in computer world
• My computer is full of Advanced Ice Substitute
• Kurzweil Computer Products
• Active Directory Users and Computers
• How to hotwire a computer
• Protecting your computer
• Multimedia computer system displays TV programs
• Hey Pocky Way
• hey why can't we look the other way?
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I'm Going Home
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I'm waiting
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• Damn it! I'm an adult!
• I'm Afraid
• I'm Henry The Eighth I Am
• I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm on my last go-round
• Sitz im Leben
• I'm such a philistine
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• Take my advice. I'm not using it.
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'M Shy mary ellen I'm shy
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• i'm flying from a fire
• Annoying, affectless hipster kids in record stores
• The Subliminal Kid
• None of These Kids Gets Hurt.
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• Kid Kash
• Fisherman Jim's Kids
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• kid slugger (user)
• I Kid You Not (category)
• Slip Kid
• wearable computer
• computer system
• Computer Randomly Plays Classical Music
• I don't care what color your computer is
• Computer World
• Computer frustration
• Your brain is a super computer
• Computer Science for Smart People
• Ergonomic shortcomings of the mouse as a computer pointing device
• Computer Critters
• rude computers
• computer operator
• Hey, That's No Way to Say Goodbye
• Hey Montana
• Fwd: Hey, it might interest you to know your dad got married last weekend
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I know more when I'm alone
• I'm letting you go
• I'm No Angel
• I'm not Greg
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• I'm Gonna Watch You Sleep
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• im in ur base kissin ur d00dz
• I'm Stalking Him Electronically
• I'm your worst nightmare: a speedster with a brain.
• Alfred, At Least I'm Trying
• I'm not a cold hard bitch
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• The sex scene from IT and Hugh Hefner, and why I'm glad both are gone
• I'm Not Sorry
• What's the matter with kids today?
• Things Never to say to your kids
• I Dislike the D&D Kids at My School
• Invisible Kid II
• Mean tricks little kids play on each other
• Wall Street Kid
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• Fat kids always win at see-saw
• cola kid (user)
• latch-key kid
• organic computer
• Computer program
• talk to me not the computer
• TRS-80 Color Computer II
• computer virus
• A computer with two mice
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• computer logic
• Computers Near Me
• How to hook a TV up to a computer
• Blowing up computer chips
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Computer rage
• How Nature Builds Computers
• Hey Nineteen
• hey baby (user)
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm never watching the Today Show again
• I'm no Whitman...
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• Though really, I'm waiting for you.
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• The letter I'm too chicken to mail
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I.M. Ischa Meijer. In Margine. In Memorian.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I'm seeing robots
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• Spiegel im Spiegel
• I'm in Your Mind Fuzz
• Kid Congo Powers
• Disney's dream kid
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• Kid Creole

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