Findings:

• Hey kids - No hope in dope!
• She says kill. I say how many.
• Hey, how's it going?
• Hey, kid. I'm a computer.
• Hey Pocky Way
• How I used Napster to ruin the life of the most popular kid in high school
• Hey! Spring of Trivia
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• How to kill a Sim
• Fwd: Hey, it might interest you to know your dad got married last weekend
• E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
• hey why can't we look the other way?
• How did you get everyone to think that you were depressed?
• How many geniuses have we lost this way?
• Killing a polar bear without a rifle
• How to kill a rabid raccoon with a handmade oar
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
• hey baby (user)
• How much pain did you cause?
• Hey Paul, hey Paul, hey Paul, let's have a ball
• HEY im cool (user)
• Hey Man, Nice Shot
• How many geeks does it take to factor a polynomial?
• Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
• How many primes are there?
• How Prom nearly killed me
• 206
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• How many beans make five?
• What did you do for your mother today?
• how my computer nearly killed me
• "Dude! How did you get that tone?": Guitar Effects Pedals and Processors (category)
• Hey! What's that worm hole doing in my back yard?
• Hey Matthew
• Hey, ho, let's go!
• My first comet
• Hey
• HEY youre cool (user)
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• So how did you two meet?
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• Hey, YOU! Get off of my lawn!
• How many pictures is one word worth?
• How did I miss the recruiter?
• How many keys on a piano?
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• How to scare a little kid with religion
• How to say "beer" in several languages
• How to kill a person with a newspaper
• How did we come to this?
• How to Kill a Man With Two Fingers
• How to relate to your kids
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• How I did not become a super-hero
• Hey Ladies
• Hey, baby, wanna do some tea?
• Hey, That's No Way to Say Goodbye
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• when did we forget how to play?
• Hey honey, let's get drunk and argue!
• Hey, cat boy
• Hey hey little playmate
• Hey everyone, let's play a rousing game of Frag the N00b
• J. Totale (user)
• What did you love when you were a kid?
• Kung Hey Fat Choi
• Hey Nineteen
• How exactly did the Anglo-Saxons replace the Celts?
• Hey Paesan!
• Hey, Nora! What were the pregnant women called?
• Hey darling, I hope you're good tonight
• Hey, boys, up go we!
• a distant "hey, fuck you buddy"
• Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
• Hey Hey 16K
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• How did I end up here?
• How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
• How many different species live on or in the average human body?
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• How many melodies are there in the universe?
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• Why did so many animals return to the sea
• How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
• How did I get here, Sarah?
• Why did the indie rawk kid cross the road?
• How to kill an eel
• How to kill yourself on a motorcycle
• How many snowflakes fall in a snowstorm?
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• How many bits are in the human genome?
• what the kids did for love:
• How to kill a clown
• How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
• How we killed Borges
• Keeping beer cold in the Old West
• How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
• How to kill, cook and eat a rat
• How many grooves are on a record?
• How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
• How to kill your mates on Everything2
• How to wean kids from TV
• How to kill, pluck and dress a chicken
• How many elephants
• How to kill a mouse
• How to kill a Terminator
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• i've heard that's how they did it in ancient egypt
• Hey, faggot!
• how did i know this?
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• Asking for a favor
• Hey Diddle Diddle
• Hey Jude
• Gabba Gabba Hey
• Hey Joe
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• hey mister
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
• Hey, you dropped this
• Hey, the TV took my...
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Hey Dude
• Hey hey little enemy
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• Hey man, nice mask
• Hey! Just say!
• Hey, Dad!
• Hey Arnold!
• hey (user)
• Did you know you broke my heart today?
• Hey, Mabel!
• Hey Unfaithful (user)
• How did physics change as a result of the making and use of the atomic bomb?
• Hey Jack Kerouac
• Hey sir, that handicapped boy done throw a baby at me!
• Hey look, a piece of the world
• hey jupiter! i got a song
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• Hey Queens, you need a King
• Hey Hey It's Saturday
• Hey, stranger. I worry about you.
• Hey, I Got a Secret to Tell Ya
• Hey Ya!
• hey macaroni sleeves, the fuck you lookin' at
• hey little fighter, soon it will be brighter
• Hey you with the pretty face, welcome to the human race
• Humane octopus killing
• Hey Wullie Wine
• How many men/women masturbate?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
• A Roll In The HEY!
• Hey Montana
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
• How I nearly killed myself masturbating
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• How many living things are there on earth?
• how I talk to kids
• How Many Miles to Babylon?
• how many children are bedwetters
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?

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