Findings:
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- Help Me Out, Will You?
- Trouble Will Find Me
- I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
- Please help me!
- Close your eyes, I will help you pray
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- I know the world will hate me for who I am.
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- Will You Stop Helping Me!
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
- nobody will let me start a country
- god help me
- Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
- Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
- Find me and I will give you the answer
- As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
- I will not help you beat yourself up
- My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
- help me (user)
- When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
- You say you want to help me
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
- Will no one help the widow's son?
- If No One Will Love Me
- The drinks that helped me through 2023
- Me and Will
- Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- So help me God
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- lord help me, for i am weak
- Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- honey, don't feed me: I will come back
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- Help me help you
- If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
- Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
- Call me a lady and I will growl at you
- i want to help. i want to be a part of something that will change the world.
- Help Me, Daddy
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- I do not think that they will sing to me.
- pingouin, will you marry me?
- feline allergies
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- You will not remember me at all
- What will happen to me, when you die?
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- Help Me, Rhonda
- Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
- One of these days the cops will catch up with me
- ender will save me (user)
- Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
- give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
- Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
- I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- My New York will die with me
- You Will Call Me Kompressor
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- texting, she tells me anarchy will remain an important ideology
- You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
- in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
- You taught me to drive at night in the rain, for this I will hold you in my heart forever
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- will you take me with you when you go?
- You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
- my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
- they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
- I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
- Help
- Call for Help
- God helps those who help themselves
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- Is jessicapierce attempting to destroy everything with the help of Satan?
- Help!
- Help! My money is full of cocaine!
- Things to help mosquito bites
- Quick Help
- Where to go for help with punctuation
- cry for help
- Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!
- I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
- unpaid help desk
- Help people who need help
- How the United States helped Saddam Hussein
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- Loudly speaking English in a French accent won't help the locals understand you
- Proposal for a new system to help introduce new users into E2
- Are you a compulsive Overeater? Answer these 15 questions to help you determine the answer.
- help im a rock (user)
- Help I'm a Rock (user)
- Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
- How to help a library
- Many Overlooked Mother Board Tweaks that really help.
- Balloon Help
- Herbs for help in divination
- Herbs to help with dreams
- Herbs to help you get a job
- Help On The Way
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
- Self Help
- Help! Help! We're being held prisoner in a system software factory!
- Nothing Helps
- shadows help define it
- Python program to help train fretboard fluency
- 1497825 (user)
- Helps like pissing in your pants in cold weather
- Piracy helps software companies
- I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
- Everyone's your friend in New York City: Help welcome RalphyK and JodieK to the Big Apple
- How to save money and help the earth too
- i need help (user)
- Help! There's a panda in my living room!
- no help for that
- Things to help mosquitos bite
- 2@ $help (user)
- Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
- Help name 18C's baby! (e2poll)
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
- atriumjake needs your help (document)
- E2 Help (category)
- God help us
- Everything2 coding help - mod_perl safety
- The Partnership of Nations is here to help
- E2 Help: Further Reading (category)
- My chest roared. I couldn't help myself.
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