I am a second level disciple of Variety. In addition to maintaining membership in prosumer collaboration sites (youtube, newgrounds), I sometimes try random words in the address bar. One day I tried Hell.com

The first time, I wandered my way through in awe, solving its puzzles with ease. I reccomended the site to another who didn't try so hard to uncover its secrets. So I reimmersed myself, writing down its responses and even tore the skin off the code of its homepage.

Later, I discovered Everything and its twenty write-up requirement for level two. This wasn't even a nodeshell with broken compass softlinks. To better understand it, I checked wikipedia and found the site has a more complex history than I imagined and mundaner owners than I thought. Check out its article first since I won't repeat its information: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell.com

Below are lists of responses the site gives. For some, you must refresh the page; others demand your input. These are either typed verbatum or copied directly from the page's html coding, even keeping some of the original line breaks. I put this on E2 because the site's owners occasionally restrict the public's portion of the site to two pages and we lose access to a source of mystique.

Hell.com also no-such.com

Homepage (arbitrarily grouped)

  • empty words
  • the truth
  • totally predictable
  • write your own conclusion
  • try when you are serious
  • you are expected
  • you are late
  • we did not forget
  • no one can hear you
  • perhaps no one is listening
  • there is no life here
  • it is not about you
  • which is good and which is evil
  • there is no satan
  • there is no fate
  • nothing stays the same
  • security is always an illusion
  • maybe there is no point
  • there are no answers
  • this is no game
  • no nothing is for sale
  • what have you contributed
  • why would you think that
  • yes it does matter
  • redemption
  • why
  • anything
  • nothing
  • hope
  • possibility
  • alone
  • dissapointment
  • silence
  • The Popup

    this is not a game. there are no support services of any kind.
    HELL.COM is only providing you access to this environment the circumstances and the people you will encounter are real. this project exists on many levels of reality including the one that you presently are living in you are advised to use your best judgment at all times and proceed with extreme caution

    45°N50' 0°W00' from elsewhere 43°N40', -79°W38' 0


    hell.com is a private parallel network comprised of aknowledged visionaries working from 20 nations. Described as the 'bleeding edge of the web' by the BBC, the project has been pushing the boundaries of the internet to discover new levels of human communication

    hell.com's creative thinktank, bat,
    excels in simple effective solutions, alternative perspectives, and extreme ideas bat works as a mercenary resource for leading advertising, communications, and technology companies.
    bat's approach is STRATEGIC!>acheiving the client goals
    product bats product is >RESULTS! services strategy / conceptual | creative | branding | image | marketing | new product | convergence | utilization | crisis | communication | conceptual | image | presentations | campaings | products | newmedia | convergence | environment | exhibitions | events

    Farther in

    HELL.COM is a private non commercial project devoted to establishing an alternative reality. it has absolutely nothing to do with theology, religion, cults, adult content, entertainment, or art.
    HELL.COM is not associated with any business nor organization. it is supported entirely by a few individuals, its patron members, guest contributions,and the sale of official product.

    HELL.COM is a private parallel web.
    existing on multiple levels of reality, a temporal environment, free of commercialism and geopolitical boundaries as an attempt to re-purpose the infrastucture of the commercial web to create an alternative reality that pushes the boundaries of human experience. a perpertual and evolutionary journey, this is not a game there are no instructions or definitions . . . only possibilities a reality determined by the depth of your individual quest. on occasion material from the parallel web has been adapted for invited guests to experience. unfortunately, these are only elements of environment, the is about the socialization and interaction between the inhabitants. Because of the complexities of its structure, software requirements, and cost, access has been restricted. you will be contacted as access becomes available the present wait is approximately 18 months where can i get more info about HELL.COM


    [This was my favorite section: you enter a flash page. It represents you in an infinite field with phrases fliting about as you accelerate uncontrollably. If you manage to hit one, it will become an "answer" to the question you landed on.]

    is this real . . . . . . . . . . . . . . if you want to change things, you have to start somewhere can i sell my soul here . . . .once you are willing, it no longer has any value where can I get more info . there are no answers only more questions how much does it cost . . . . how much is it worth how fast is this . . . . . . . . . .it takes forever, but if you are serious, things will change immediately refund policy . . . . . . . . . . . . .there are absolutely no refunds . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . we are just facilitating the transaction . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . you are re-purchasing your own property at the price you set results . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . none or immediate ... its totally up to you what do I get . . . . . . . . . . . . a fleeting possibility that you can change your life is this a joke . . . . . . . . . . . . if that is what you choose to believe

    soul redemption plan

    You are re-purchasing your own property at the value that you set. We are just facilitating the transaction. As only you know the amount required to redeem yourself, we can only accept your payment on good faith as a >donation<. Subsequently, there are no refunds or guarantees. >>all payments are final<<.
    warning: this is not a game. this requires a valid credit card, the amount you select will be charged to your card. payment processing is handled by the C S I secure linkpoint system. all IP addresses are logged. any attempt to use a fraudulent or stolen credit card will result in a $1000 liability and criminal prosecution. donation human _______ [options]20, 200, 2000
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