Findings:
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- At least he was gentle
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- She was so quiet that nobody heard her
- September has such a feeling
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- All he left her was alone
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- I married him because he was not mean
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- 'T Was Such a Little, Little Boat
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- He was found
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- More than he was willing to give
- Food which was intended as such by nature
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- He always dreamed about subjects such as the very nature of the soul
- I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- He's a good guy friend
- The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- He Was a Crook
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- he was a punk poet himself
- That's Just How He Was
- some say he was never here at all
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
- I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- The art gallery was quiet as a church
- making certain he was touching her
- The day I found out I was a guy
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- I was a nice guy once
- He Was Only Joking
- The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
- The Girl Was a Guy
- There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
- Some guy named Chris (user)
- Guy Gavriel Kay
- The Tall Guy
- Comic Book Guy
- Guy Kawasaki
- Bill Nye the Science Guy
- The Humble Guys
- Family Guy
- Nik and the Nice Guys
- right guy
- tough guy
- The Cable Guy
- Guy Fawkes
- Guy Debord
- Guy Stevens
- Nice guys finish last
- Exquisite Dead Guy
- Arcata Guy (user)
- You just cut that guy off
- Fall guy
- just a guy (user)
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- guy bob receptacles (user)
- sane guy (user)
- So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
- Dead Guy Ale
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
- Two Guys from Andromeda
- guys in Speedos
- nice guy complex
- Heavy Weapons Guy
- College Guy Casserole
- Excuse me while I kiss this guy
- Two Guys, a Girl & a Pizza Place
- The Guy Nod
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Menards guy
- How to piss off the guys in the fire truck
- Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- Small-framed Guy
- Inflatable Big Black Guy
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
- The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
- Wild and Crazy Guy
- Guy Daikouji
- Guy Clark
- West Country Guy (user)
- The three kinds of nice guys
- I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
- Why I like this Joseph Lieberman guy
- date movies for guys
- Are J.D. Salinger and Thomas Pynchon the same guy?
- Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
- Three guys whose voices are like clear glass
- How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
- getting hit by a guy
- Strong Guy
- Guy Ritchie
- That guy issue
- The little guy
- Operation Good Guys
- Good-looking guy game
- Teeny Little Super Guy
- Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
- Guy Incognito (user)
- Guy Williams
- The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
- funny fat guy who dies
- Guy Montag
- Why I don't want The Perfect Guy
- Sign Guy
- Cherokee Bat and the Goat Guys
- good guy mob
- Cranky Media Guy (user)
- Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
- middle of summer how crazy it was
- fat guys
- Ugly Naked Guy
- Guy Pearce
- Never kick a guy in the crotch!
- Fry Guys
- Underwater Guy
- Great tricks to play on the new kid on the job
- A Fantastic story from an old guy
- Guy Fawkes Day
- Fry Guy
- justa guy (user)
- The Happy Guy
- Guy Verhofstadt
- Quake Guy
- Five Guys Named Moe
- Buddy Guy
- Buddy Guy's Legends
- We Are All in the Dumps With Jack and Guy
- cool guy (user)
- Bad Guy (user)
- It takes two guys to do half a woman's job
- The Red Guy
- What guys do with their penis
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