Findings:

• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He Was a Crook
• he was a punk poet himself
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• The demon was just under three feet tall
• Top Ten News Stories of 2011
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• making certain he was touching her
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• Counting from Ten and Other Stories
• When I was ten years old
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• He made a way to his anger
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.
• He Was Only Joking
• Slick measuring 2.5 miles wide (and expanding)
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• He was found
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• All he left her was alone
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• He climbed on top the fallen ruins of the once tall and proud buildings
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• I married him because he was not mean
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• When he grins it is a thousand-word story
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• some say he was never here at all
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• That's Just How He Was
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• Ten miles to school, barefoot, in the snow, uphill, both ways
• A mile wide and an inch deep
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Ten feet tall, and bulletproof.
• this is unlike the story it was written to be
• More than he was willing to give
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• The World Was Wide Enough
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• He asks, anxious to hear the story
• At least he was gentle
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• Kenneth Anger
• 10 Ways to irritate, annoy, and anger your cat
• Dance of Anger
• Anger and Quick to Subtle
• leading anger astray
• Ed Anger
• Anger is contagious
• Herbs for anger management
• Uf dem anger
• St. Anger
• anger is honest but not truthful
• Don't Look Back in Anger
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• Anger is a gift
• Angered Gods
• ANGER ANTHEM (user)
• Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.
• Anger, Rumi and Dr. Jill Bolte Taylor
• when your anger and sadness are bigger than Canada
• How would you characterize your anger?
• Stages of grief: anger
• The following years were full of anger.
• don't blame me for your anger
• crafty
• A crafty fag
• he who (user)
• He
• He said, expecting the answer no
• He is radical and funky fresh!
• he/she
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Ancient Arrowhead
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• He never returned
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
• great things he has taught us
• He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• Surah 80 He Frowned!
• Why won't he call?
• he'
• BQN: He said. - Epilogue
• He loves me, he loves me not
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• A man feared that he might find an assassin
• He fled
• The Man He Killed
• he says
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I like the way he reads poetry
• He's a good guy friend
• He Knows Not Their Names
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• Yi he quan
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• He's not heavy, he's just lame
• He ain't heavy, he's my brother
• mad he (user)
• He flops over and bonks his head
• What He Suffered
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• He (user)
• Xiao Sha Lao He!
• He and she are one
• If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• José Bové explains why he destroyed genetically modified maize
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• He Hate Me
• He who controls the past controls the future
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• H.E. Roscoe
• He died on a Sunday morning
• He says the most beautiful things
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
• Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• It's just the way that he walks
• He not busy being born is busy dying
• For my father, in the event he finds me

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