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• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• He was a cinnamon roll too pure for this world. She was absolute metal.
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• The House on the Island Where She Was Born
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• she was just the dry smell of gasoline
• Because, perhaps she was cold
• She Was 18, It Was Summer
• He was found
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• She dreamt she was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty field
• She was cilantro, jalapeño, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• At least he was gentle
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• My way of showing love was consumption
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• She was locked in time
• She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• this girl I was in love with
• What the hell was she thinking?
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• I miss my mom when she was sober
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• That's Just How He Was
• More than he was willing to give
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• She didn't know what outside was anymore.
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• She was too beautiful to be human
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• some say he was never here at all
• piano outside in the snow. and she was spinning
• I married him because he was not mean
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• She was the seed of a strange tomorrow
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• She is and was
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• She was steady
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• She always was devious in her beauty
• He Was a Crook
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• She was very beautiful. Y'know?
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• She knew what she was doing
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• She was free
• When he removed his stilton sword from my fart valve, he was pleasantly surprised to see a toilet twinkie staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap the colon cobra off his ample cock.
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• All he left her was alone
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Was it Love, or Obsession?
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• When she was bad
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• What was the question?
• In the Beginning was the Command Line
• Christ Was Born on Christmas Day
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• I was in a blindfold taste test once...
• When touch was simple
• Saki wa imasen
• Where the floodwaters went after the flood was over
• the lake was on fire that summer
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• Crazy? I was crazy once.
• I was raised by the French government
• Go ni itte wa go ni shitagae
• Everything was screaming: the sea, the sky, my heart.
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
• With him it was always like
• I wish I was in New Orleans
• I was just a supporting character in your fairy tale
• That week with her was like drinking bubbles
• There was a baby in China
• in the end it was better that we were apart
• My crew was as carefully chosen as the disciples of Christ
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• The Walrus was Paul
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• Lando was supposed to die
• It was more than perfect understanding
• There once was a chicken named Alice
• November 4, 1995
• I was meant for this
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IV
• There was a land where lived no violets
• I was afraid of getting caught
• Free Speech Was Threatened Again In The 21th Century: Another History Chapter
• Food was purer in the good old days
• How America was mapped
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• Which was what we wanted
• How the West Was Won
• Making sure your ballot was counted in a United States Election
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.

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