Findings:
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- He was a cinnamon roll too pure for this world. She was absolute metal.
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- She was so tall, and I was so in love
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
- The House on the Island Where She Was Born
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- she was just the dry smell of gasoline
- Because, perhaps she was cold
- She Was 18, It Was Summer
- He was found
- The flowers smiled, but she was gone
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- She dreamt she was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty field
- She was cilantro, jalapeño, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
- it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
- I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
- I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
- At least he was gentle
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- My way of showing love was consumption
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- She was locked in time
- She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
- She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- this girl I was in love with
- What the hell was she thinking?
- She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- I miss my mom when she was sober
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- That's Just How He Was
- More than he was willing to give
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- Oh, when I was in love with you
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
- She didn't know what outside was anymore.
- People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
- A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
- She was too beautiful to be human
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- some say he was never here at all
- piano outside in the snow. and she was spinning
- I married him because he was not mean
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- She was the seed of a strange tomorrow
- And when she came back she was nobody's wife
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- she was waylaid by an octopus
- To a girl who thought she was moving away
- She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
- She is and was
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- She was steady
- She was never mine. I always shared her.
- She always was devious in her beauty
- He Was a Crook
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- She was very beautiful. Y'know?
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
- She knew what she was doing
- She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
- She was free
- When he removed his stilton sword from my fart valve, he was pleasantly surprised to see a toilet twinkie staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap the colon cobra off his ample cock.
- For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
- She was so pleased to learn that she was right
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- All he left her was alone
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- Was it Love, or Obsession?
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
- I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
- She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
- When she was bad
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
- For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
- His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
- If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
- She was so quiet that nobody heard her
- my only pin-up was Pelé
- I was a young boy that had big plans
- I Hear it was Charged Against Me
- What was the question?
- In the Beginning was the Command Line
- Christ Was Born on Christmas Day
- The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
- Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
- I was in a blindfold taste test once...
- When touch was simple
- Saki wa imasen
- Where the floodwaters went after the flood was over
- the lake was on fire that summer
- Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
- Crazy? I was crazy once.
- I was raised by the French government
- Go ni itte wa go ni shitagae
- Everything was screaming: the sea, the sky, my heart.
- I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
- I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
- With him it was always like
- I wish I was in New Orleans
- I was just a supporting character in your fairy tale
- That week with her was like drinking bubbles
- There was a baby in China
- in the end it was better that we were apart
- My crew was as carefully chosen as the disciples of Christ
- can it be that it was all so simple then
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- The Walrus was Paul
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- Lando was supposed to die
- It was more than perfect understanding
- There once was a chicken named Alice
- November 4, 1995
- I was meant for this
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IV
- There was a land where lived no violets
- I was afraid of getting caught
- Free Speech Was Threatened Again In The 21th Century: Another History Chapter
- Food was purer in the good old days
- How America was mapped
- I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
- Which was what we wanted
- How the West Was Won
- Making sure your ballot was counted in a United States Election
- When Desire Was a Virtue
- I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
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