Findings:
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- He that is not with me is against me.
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- He has redefined me, again and again
- For my father, in the event he finds me
- The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- All he left her was alone
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- He loves me, he loves me not
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- He Was a Crook
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- He called me Sarah once
- some say he was never here at all
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- I married him because he was not mean
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- he calls me girly (user)
- He brings me books like flowers
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- she, he, and me
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- Jesus He Knows Me
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- For my brother, in the event he finds me
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- he that is not with me is against me
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- He Hate Me
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- At least he was gentle
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- Has no one told you he's not breathing?
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- He smiles but it's not real.
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- he calls me monster
- He taught me how to smoke
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- The day he gave me a lift
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- More than he was willing to give
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- making certain he was touching her
- He was found
- That's Just How He Was
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- he was a punk poet himself
- He Was Only Joking
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- Even my faults he adores
- Li He
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- Ancient Arrowhead
- He's Jack
- I Am He that Aches with Love
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
- he'
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- s/he
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- hes (user)
- He Is Born
- He's Gone
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- Song of the Sorceress
- He never returned
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- great things he has taught us
- Why won't he call?
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Surah 80 He Frowned!
- He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
- Don't Go Out the Door
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