Findings:
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- Tribute by Senator Edward M. Kennedy to his Fallen Brother, Robert
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- The Ass and His Driver
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- The Ass and His Shadow
- The Ass and His Masters
- The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- She walked by his desk and left a nickel
- The Ass and His Purchaser
- mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
- Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
- He weaves his words
- Led by the power of grief to wailings brought
- he is too shy to write his tale
- He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
- A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
- Phosphor reading by His own Light
- The Wild Colonials
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- A man is known by the company he keeps.
- YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
- Speech given by a U.S.M.C. Drill Instructor to his platoon, Camp Pendleton, 1998
- Upon the Translation of the Psalms by Sir Philip Sidney, and the Countess of Pembroke, his Sister
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Johnny Nolan has a patch on his ass
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- He flops over and bonks his head
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- He just left his body
- He made a way to his anger
- He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
- The legend of the three good ass whoopings by Nathaniel Carter
- How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
- Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
- ass chip
- Covering your ass
- bad ass
- swamp ass
- ass
- Up Your Ass
- Rat's ass
- The Ass and the Horse
- The Ass and the Old Shepherd
- The Ass and the Wolf
- The Goat and the Ass
- Kiss my ass
- Big Ass Truck
- jawbone of an ass
- Asses of Fire
- Photocopying your ass is not recommended
- Piece of ass
- The Kennedy crimes
- I kick ass for the Lord!
- My mom kicks ass
- Persian wild ass
- Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
- Your ass is indefensible
- If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
- my ass, your face
- Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- Pain in the ass evangelistic ex-smoker
- We are all sitting on our asses, simultaneously staring blankly at computer screens all over the world
- Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
- This door is not a horse's ass!
- Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
- Bad things with which to wipe your ass
- Big Ass Pork Plate
- The color of an ass on the run
- And the Ass Saw the Angel
- Weird-ass exam technique
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
- Don't let the door hit you in the ass
- Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
- My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
- Kerr's Ass
- How to fight and kick ass
- Decentralized networking kicked my ass
- The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
- Ass Pain
- Put your head down and your ass in the air
- Cool ass babe
- colder than a well digger's ass
- Run Your Ass Non-Stop
- You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
- Ass and potpourri
- Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- The Obscene Ass
- Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
- half-assed
- Bust Ass Falls
- Canada Kicks Ass
- You'd better start hauling ass
- Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
- Duck's ass
- My first smart ass comment
- bad ass (user)
- Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
- Art Star Sounds Compilation (Ass Comp)
- thug ass nigga (user)
- Get the Led Out
- hoss ass hole (user)
- haul ass
- Fat Ass (user)
- dumb ass (user)
- ass over teakettle
- The Devil is an Ass
- Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
- show your ass (user)
- candy ass (user)
- ass candy (user)
- ass butt (user)
- JOE KICK ASS (user)
- I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
- The law is an ass
- Jack ass (user)
- Ass kisser
- Drunk Ass Bukowski
- The -Ass Suffix and Beyond
- grabbing ass
- hot ass chris (user)
- trina sexy ass (user)
- ass whole (user)
- virgan ass (user)
- Cheap Ass Games (node_forward)
- Dat ass
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