Findings:
- Don't tell me it didn't come out
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- Tell me a story about being really undead
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- This is the first time she's texted me since the morning she left.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
- Tell me where is Fancy bred?
- Tell me about your secret places
- He has redefined me, again and again
- Why didn't you listen to me?
- Tell me a story about clouds
- Tell me of the nature of love
- I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
- She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- He loves me, he loves me not
- Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
- Why tell me that?
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- let me tell you about this friend of mine
- Tell me more
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- Tell me not here, it needs not saying
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- list of things
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- He Hate Me
- she, he, and me
- He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- Give me back my bike!
- he calls me monster
- There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
- Tell me your passionate cruelty
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- he that is not with me is against me
- when strangers tell me to smile
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- Tell me something good
- Tell Me What
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- Tell me again why it is that I love
- Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
- Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
- O tell me the truth about love
- Take Me Out to the Ball Game
- Tell me of the nature of home
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- Tell me of the nature of fear
- David Bowie freaked me out and then some
- tell me the truth
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- Suicidal teens fucking piss me off
- Though you can tell me
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- Flying scares the crap out of me
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- He called me Sarah once
- If you really loved me
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
- Tell me of good things that are happening in life
- the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- He that is not with me is against me.
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- The life train left without me
- You tell me this is God?
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- Tell me what to dream
- I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
- Tell me a story about flowers
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- This is my truth tell me yours
- Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
- There are a million girls like me out there
- Tell me something dangerous and true
- Look into my eyes and tell me
- Tell me a story
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- Tell me about my contradictions
- There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
- Tell me, gentle youth, I pray thee
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- You Really Got Me
- your poetry inspired me to make this really practical item
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- Tell me a story about rains
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
- O Lord Thou pluckest me out
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- you are a piece of me i wish i didn't need
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- Gravity really gets me down
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- Tell me a story about elephants
- You like me, you really like me!
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- For my father, in the event he finds me
- Everything kind of creeps me out
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- Tell me a story about trains
- He brings me books like flowers
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- Don't tell me everything
- Squirrels are trying to tell me something
- The day he gave me a lift
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- He taught me how to smoke
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- For my brother, in the event he finds me
- Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- Monkeys to the left of me! Monkeys to the right of me!
- The Girl I Left Behind Me
- Advice my father gave me before I left for college
- Tell me another lie
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- Jesus He Knows Me
- he calls me girly (user)
- My first comet
- His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- The stars were bright that night she left me forever
- Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
- You left me, a 36,000 lb truck fish-tailing in the mud. This is not heartbreak. This is better.
- Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
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