Findings:

• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• He just left his body
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• The Universe always gets the first move
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• old chestnut: move 2 matches to flip the glass
• The night I saw a man get his head blown off
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger.
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• Get a Move on
• She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
• Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
• Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
• The Old Guard of British Comedy Gets the Last Laugh
• The shit that gets carried out in His name
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• He weaves his words
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• Why the rich get richer and the poor get poorer
• When he became an old man
• He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• The old man and his bottle of spirits
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• a dozen well-greased saboteurs couldn't get you out of this one
• Koji Gets His Wish
• Sitting close enough that he gets the idea
• I hope I get old before I die.
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• I hope I die before I get old
• When did the World get so old?
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• A dirty old town gets marginally cleaner: Jack gets the hell out of New York City
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• He flops over and bonks his head
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• he is too shy to write his tale
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
• The Old Man and His Big Toe
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• He made a way to his anger
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• poor, defenseless old woman
• Michael Moved Out to Live with His Bitch & Her Dog
• The Old Man and his Grandson
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• We are a people in whose bodies old sea-seeking rivers roar with blood
• Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
• Body of Evidence
• body temperature
• body bag
• My body falling into stars
• Grow right out of your own body
• Body language
• body modification
• body image
• body piercing
• Body Blow
• Hardware, Software, Body, Soul
• Body Temperature Flux
• Our Poor Town
• body hair
• body paint
• student body
• Measurements based on the human body
• body count
• body painting
• body check
• body politic
• warm bodies
• i like my body when it is with your
• Reebok Body Trec
• I Sing the Body Electric
• body wave
• Golgi Body
• unfinished stories : mourn the body electric
• Body Heat
• Body hair is unsanitary
• The evolutionary purpose of human body hair
• The Tale of the Body Thief
• Body pleasure and the origins of violence
• body pleasure and the origins of violence, part 2
• body pleasure and the origins of violence, part 3
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
• Body Blows
• Body Blows Galactic
• Body Blows 2
• The Light of the Body
• My body is a toaster when it comes to sleep
• Your sun sign and parts of the body
• Unity in the Body of Christ
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• My body is still trying to explain it to my brain
• I love my body
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• On The Electrodynamics Of Moving Bodies
• Body And Soul
• body glitter
• Free body diagram
• Out of body experience
• Body Snatcher
• body hunger
• One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
• total body replacement
• Two body problem
• Body image and love
• blackbody radiation
• The Despisers of the Body
• Barr body
• How many different species live on or in the average human body?
• How Our Bodies Are Used--and Our Minds
• A once passing chill through my body
• body cord
• Bodies, for we are only women
• Mind, Body, Spirit
• Geri Halliwell
• What if a girl suddenly got a guy's body?
• My body felt heavy in flight
• Body for Life
• One person in two bodies
• The body is a temple
• The body man
• Body modification is like stereo equipment
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• body fat
• Declaration of the freedom of the will over the body
• The Dead Body of Aaos
• Of the Glorious Body Telling
• The boy with just a head and a burlap sack for a body
• over my dead body
• They'd smell what body to body sounds like
• The Body Shop

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