Findings:

• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• You have your work cut out for you
• We have had enough of your beige
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Best smoke I've ever had
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• Sudanese Volunteer Project
• The greatest paper ever written
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• the only comfort we could ever have
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• I thought paper cuts were like lightning
• I had a really good time tonight
• What have the Spanish ever done for us
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• paper cut
• The best teacher I ever had
• This is the worst vacation ever! I am going to cut open your forehead with a roofing shingle!
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Why I really have to question the intelligence of computer game companies
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Have you ever thought
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• REALLY BAD RASH (user)
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• Paper Cuts (user)
• Failing to Avoid the Paper Cuts
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• I have a bad feeling about this
• I have bad taste in music
• A Pinprick is nothing like a Paper Cut
• Scissors Cut Paper Wrap Stone
• REALLY REALLY BAD RA (user)
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Have you ever made a just man?
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Really Bad Compression
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• Have You Ever Walked?
• Newbie's Guide to Really Bad Chess
• How could you ever have enough?
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Questions I have had today
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I have had enough of Survivor
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• A reason to drink
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• if you have had your midnights
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• What to do if you have bad credit
• These papers do not show what I have done
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Bad fantasy novels
• Bad posture
• bad drivers
• bad mojo
• My bad
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 17: Oh, Malthus, We're Really In It Now
• Bad Habit
• Big Bad Wolf
• The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
• bad karma
• bad conscience
• Bad Idea Jeans
• bad bookstore
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• bad memories car
• Bad math teacher
• Bad Company
• A bad 21st birthday
• Bad Boy
• bad form
• It's as easy to write bad poetry as it is to breathe
• Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
• City names with bad translations
• bad theology
• It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
• Bad Boy Bill
• Napster BAD!
• This is probably a bad thing.
• 2 Bad Mice
• The Tale of Two Bad Mice
• The Story of a Fierce Bad Rabbit
• Good idea, Bad idea
• It's always a pleasure to elevate a bad mood to an abstract principle
• Bad Astronaut
• Why capital punishment is a bad idea
• Love is the source of the best bad metaphors
• All Hands on the Bad One
• the bad conductor joke
• You make that sound like a bad thing
• Why fucking cows is a bad idea
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• bad password
• Bad kisser
• Mace Windu is a bad motherfucker
• Bad habits of the orangutans at the National Zoo
• It's not that bad
• there's good and bad in being a database administrator
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• Two out of three ain't bad
• The Bad Writing Contest
• Bad Attitudes
• when immunity is a bad thing
• The GRE at 60 Hz is a bad idea

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