Findings:

• Hand them a straw, and they'll suck the life out of you.
• Watch out! This chair will suck the life force out of you
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat
• Life sucks, then you die, then you come back
• Life sucks. Get over it.
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• life sucks
• drop the bass and come out with your hands up
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• life sucks (user)
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• why life doesn't suck: a pep talk
• I bottled out of the e2 picnic fearing for my life!
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• seek out my creations and destroy them
• Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
• all life is no more than a match struck in the dark and blown out again
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'd rather drag out slimy skeletons and nail them dripping to your children's pastel walls
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• Life sucks, get a helmet
• Put them out with your vajra-shovel.
• I am superimposing on life, tipping scales like fate's hands
• Hush, I stole them out of the moon
• The sight of happy couples walking hand in hand, and the feeling of despair that is engendered by watching them
• It feels like my life is out of sync
• Life and Death are Wearing Me Out
• The first beat down handed out in the Senate
• this sucks the farts out of dead wharf rats
• Life sucks, then you die
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• Life inside out
• It's possible to suck on a straw and breathe at the same time
• Take life by the hand
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed (e2poll)
• No one gets out of this life alive
• Putting your life in the hands of an idiot
• Trying to stomp the life out of false hope
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• Out would spill a life of secrets kept
• I will give them refuge in my own life
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• How to pack someone out of your life
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• Hi, I couldn't help noticing that your life sucks
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• steal out the eyes from the angels and set them as stars
• Grasping at straws
• short battery life
• magic sucks
• Things that give our life meaning
• Psalm 69: The Way To Succeed and the Way to Suck Eggs
• What do you want in life, Hal?
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• When life gives you lemons make lemonade
• Brad Sucks
• Lifes Rich Pageant
• Life is one big misunderstanding
• Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
• Figure 2.1 The Statistical Value of Human Life
• Them's Good Eatin'
• The single most terrifying experience of my life
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Life is not supposed to work like Dawson's Creek
• if you slide them together, like this
• The goo-lamp that took over my life
• Send them to the next dimension
• diner in still life
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• Life isn't always precious
• life through death
• I write my secrets on the bathroom mirror, like Jesus, before wiping them away to check my hair.
• Farm Life Ballet
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• life zone
• Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West
• I tried to arrange my life in paragraphs, unaware that I was a haiku
• Sing Your Life
• The Waldensian Heretics way of life
• TheBooBooKitty confesses: my life as a teenage whore named Susan
• Life in an airlock
• Life before death
• The Life of Alfred III
• tenant for life
• Charms for the Easy Life
• The Life and Times, part one.
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• Chuck Amuck: The Life and Times of an Animated Cartoonist
• Fight For Your Life
• On the Shortness of Life
• The Life of Emile Zola
• Real life trolling
• The Shelf Life of Nuclear Weapons
• The 36-Hour Day: A Family Guide to Caring for Persons with Alzheimer's Disease, Related Dementing Illnesses, and Memory Loss in Later Life
• Pro Wrestling Tropes and Life as a Little Boy
• out
• burn out
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Taking out the garbage
• Someone left the cake out in the rain
• laugh out loud, lose a finger
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• International Wear Your Shirt Inside Out Day
• I figured it all out
• Weed Out Class
• Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater
• Opting out of pre-approved credit cards
• out of the box experience
• out of context
• Blow Out the Candle
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• Out There Live
• belt out a tune
• How to build a computer out of black holes
• The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
• The Power Out
• Go by hand
• Paper Dolls Out Of U (user)
• hand cruft
• Out with Gout '88
• Hands Up!
• I saw a shadow touch a shadow's hand
• sit on your hands
• let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
• Religion and Politics: hand in hand
• The three ring binder Vs. the left handed
• A boy and his shadow standing on a long shore trying to figure out the intentions of the sun
• Praying Hands
• The Pleasure of Finding Things Out
• third hand
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• Tear in Your Hand
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• Dealing yourself a new hand
• Can't Get You Out of My Thoughts
• She handed me my first sharpened pencil.
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• I see your lips, the summer kisses, the sunburned hands I used to hold
• Hand hammered cymbals
• hold out forever
• Cave of Hands
• I drink till I pass out
• it is the future now, the second hand words are everywhere and plentiful
• Out of an abundance of caution
• Life peer
• Straw house
• The nine functions of life
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• Your favorite band sucks
• Life on the Border
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Car, honk if you suck: car advertising in America
• A life gone terribly wrong
• Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)
• Attics of My Life
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Life of an Everythingian
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• The Beginnings of Life
• Xbox heralds the end of gaming consoles as we know them?
• Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass: Chapter IV
• It kills me to watch them go
• Life in General
• NaNoWriMo (collaboration)
• How Video Games Saved My Life

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