There is no HairQuest 2025, and I do apologize.
However, there are some gaps in the Everything2 database, and some of these gaps are enormous. We are hundreds of nodes short from covering the subject of hairstyles as fulsomely as we cover ring algebra or etymological oddities. This isn't just us. Wikipedia puts us to shame when it comes to hair-dos, but this is mostly true when it comes to white people's hair, and the quality from one post to another is shameful (well, that's the whole internet and especially us, but still).
We are not a fashionable group, and that's okay. But this is Everything, we should at least try.
So, HairQuest 2025 is doing the do, even if it doesn't technically exist. I hope you will join me. If you do not, have no fear, HairQuest 2026 is already not in the works, and should be just as epic.