Findings:
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- How we were, before we were
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- How we were, before you were
- If Wishes Were Horses
- It's better to be alone than to wish you were
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- how the pyramids were built
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- Wish You Were Here
- you were a dream I painted and wished to own
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- How did you get everyone to think that you were depressed?
- It is sad how many were torn off
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- I wish I knew how to quit you
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- How many glow worms were KIA?
- I wish that dreamland were slightly more predictable, sometimes
- The weather is here, wish you were beautiful
- What Were You Wearing, How Were You Dressed
- I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
- I Wish You Were Here
- I wish it were raining
- I wish I were close
- How to herd people in public
- i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- I wish I were as smart as I am
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
- Discordian Code
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- How much for the little girl?
- How to make brown
- Learn how to fly
- How to get it
- Impressing a woman
- how to make a mess
- how
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- How to Use a Urinal
- Formatting poems and simple HTML
- How to link to individual user searches
- How to use an apostrophe
- How do I find the G-Spot?
- Blood stains (how to remove)
- How big is Everything?
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- Humane octopus killing
- How the Grinch Stole Christmas
- Abusing your bottomless soda
- Learn how to spell
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- And How Shall I Compete?
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- Just how old is James, exactly?
- Amazon Gift WIsh List ♥ (registry)
- How Does Your Garden Grow?
- How to Cook Everything
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- how to leave the planet
- shortcrust pastry
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- How to spot a powerful mage
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How the Mind Works
- How to sit on steps
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How can you sleep at night?
- How to use chopsticks
- how to buy a coconut
- How to break a coconut
- How I hotwired my turntable
- how to avoid paying for washing machines
- How to impress The Man
- How to fall out of an airplane
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- how to dry roses
- Hello. How are you? I am fine. What is your name? My name is Jerry.
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- how to choose a good durian
- How to Fight Loneliness
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- How to get in touch with your feminine side
- it's not what you node, but how you node
- How to say "I love you"
- male masturbation
- Female masturbation
- How many men/women masturbate?
- How to wear a great kilt
- How to make whine
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- How to miss Higher School Certificate
- How fifth graders feel
- How to make love to a virgin
- How to re-integrate the poor and wealthy classes to ensure blending marriages
- How amelinda retroactively changed early Judaic lore
- How to smuggle a snake onto an airplane
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- How to torture a telemarketer
- Get rich trading on the stock market
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- How to get rid of a cold
- Children's online privacy protection rule
- Learn how to punctuate.
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- How the FFT works
- How Gauss quickly added up the numbers 1 to 100
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How to tell if your phone line supports DP dialing
- How M&M's are really made
- How not to panic in thirty different languages
- How much does Milliways really cost?
- How to use a manual transmission
- How to create a Usenet newsgroup
- How the mighty have fallen
- How to live forever (2 step plan)
- How to live forever (step 1)
- How to grow marijuana
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
- How to quote a quote within a quote within a quote: a scalable solution
- How to catch a snake
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
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