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• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• I'm going to the moon
• I'm going to kill you
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• I'm a verb; I do things.
• Hi, I'm Mat.
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm going to Disneyland
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I'm Going Home
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• HI im vik (user)
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I'm an English major, you do the math
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• I'm never watching the Today Show again
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm never getting drunk again
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• Hi, mom; I'm gay
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I'm not a monster, Tom. Well, technically I am. I guess I am.
• Hi Honey, I'm Home
• I'm going to be a Dad
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I'm working on it
• Though really, I'm waiting for you.
• I'm sorry for your loss
• I'm not fucking bored
• I'm a
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• It's late, and I'm tired
• I'm feeling lucky
• im in ur base kissin ur d00dz
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I'm Not There
• Because I'm an adult
• I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith
• I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
• I'm no good at enigmas
• Tell the Center I'm Sorry
• two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
• this is why you always leave me, this is why you'll never go
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm Your Fan
• I'm gay
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• I'm not in love, set me free
• I'm a little sex pot
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
• I'm Looking Through You
• I'm a consumer whore... And how!
• I feel like I'm being watched
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm All You Can Think About
• You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
• I'm not a cold hard bitch
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• I remind myself I'm a married woman
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• You'll never work in this town again!
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I'm OK, You're OK
• I'm the Bad Guy
• help im a rock (user)
• I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
• I'm an Addict
• I'm a stranger here myself
• I'm no longer in the passenger seat
• I'm a nice guy...really, I am
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
• I'm 4 JC (user)
• I'm in one of those moods again
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• The evil that men do
• I'm sure gonna miss those brain cells
• now I'm down in it
• I'm just sayin'.
• I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn
• Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
• I'm
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm Glad
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm living my life vicariously through my roommate
• Stille Im Meine Hamburg
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I'm Cute
• I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
• I'm Afraid of Americans
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I'm not lovin' it
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• What luck for rulers that men do not think.
• I'm glad you asked that question
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• Why do the world's richest men resemble Lex Luthor instead of Batman?
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm not very cool
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm waiting
• Being a dickhead
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• IMS
• I'm wide awake It's morning
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• I'm the King of the Castle
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!

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