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• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I'm Going Home
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• HI im vik (user)
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I'm never watching the Today Show again
• I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• I'm never getting drunk again
• I'm a verb; I do things.
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• Hi, mom; I'm gay
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• Hi Honey, I'm Home
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm not a monster, Tom. Well, technically I am. I guess I am.
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• I'm going to the moon
• I'm going to kill you
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• I'm an English major, you do the math
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• Hi, I'm Mat.
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm going to Disneyland
• I'm Losing You
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I'm falling apart
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• i'm everything (user)
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• Alfred, At Least I'm Trying
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• Why I'm scared to see the new Star Wars
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• You'll never win anything with kids
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I'm just a bill
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• Exactly Where I'm At
• I'm not sharing him
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• I'm doing OK
• I'm Only Sleeping
• Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp
• i'm leaving teethmarks on your striptease
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I'm on a Boat
• Dammit, I'm mad
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm dead (user)
• I let go and now I'm holding on. I need to let go again.
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• IM
• So. Central Rain
• My cats think I'm a God
• I'm no Whitman...
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm stopping trying to impress people
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• Hello, my name is Kensey, and I'm an addict
• I'm Afraid
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• I'm scared of my car
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I'm Rose (user)
• I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea
• What I'm looking for
• Insects do so much the rest of the world never notices.
• Oh, you'll never go to heaven
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm not a part of this world
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• I'm so tough
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• im in your pants (user)
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• im a streat nigger 9 (user)
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• I'm OK, you're not OK
• I'm Your Moon
• I'm an Amateur at Life
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• I still haven't found what I'm looking for
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm a little tea pot
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm Alone
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm a programmer (user)
• As she walked into the sea she complained, "I'm drowning."
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• I'm not old enough to love you
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?

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