Findings:
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- this is how i'm going to die.
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I'm Not Going to Lie to You
- I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- HI im vik (user)
- I'm a verb; I do things.
- I'm going to miss the squirrels
- I'm never getting drunk again
- I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message
- I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
- She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
- I'm going to the moon
- I'm going to kill you
- Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- I'm not a monster, Tom. Well, technically I am. I guess I am.
- Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
- I'm Going Crazy
- I'm going to Disneyland
- Hi, mom; I'm gay
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- Hi Honey, I'm Home
- I'm an English major, you do the math
- I'm going to run out of hints to drop
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- I'm Going Home
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- I'm Going Straight to Heaven
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- What do I do when I'm alone?
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
- I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- Hi, I'm Mat.
- I'm going to paint a number 7.
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
- there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
- Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
- I'm Thinking of Ending Things
- Oh, you'll never go to heaven
- When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm with stupid
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
- I'm pregnant
- I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
- I'm not Greg
- I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
- I'm a Medieval Man
- I'm No Fool
- I'm not what you think
- Why I'm not conservative; why I'm not liberal
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- I'm the idiot to your poetry
- I'm Bob the Builder, in my tractor
- Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- i'm flying from a fire
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
- You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
- Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
- 418 I'm a teapot
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- I'm Waiting for the Man
- I'm game
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- I know what I'm talking about
- I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
- The letter I'm too chicken to mail
- I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
- I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
- I'm not really a waitress nail polish
- I'm Stalking Him Electronically
- I'm Really Into Techno
- replace "Excited" with its sullen, long-term counterpart and I'm right there with you!
- Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
- I'm not a thief, I'm a treasure hunter
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
- The sex scene from IT and Hugh Hefner, and why I'm glad both are gone
- I'm getting ahead of myself
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Damn it! I'm an adult!
- A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
- Wir Tanzen im 4-Eck
- (I'm just a) Love Machine
- fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
- I'm not a good girlfriend
- I'm Graduating
- The evil that men do
- Im No Writer (user)
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Spiegel im Spiegel
- I'm in Your Mind Fuzz
- i'm feeling very small and very large all at once
- Why do the world's richest men resemble Lex Luthor instead of Batman?
- Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- I'm Proud of You
- I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
- I'm not really entitled to an opinion
- I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
- I'm Not Rappaport
- I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
- I'm not racist but...
- What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
- 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
- To Women, As Far As I'm Concerned
- Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
- I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
- Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
- Set the table, Victoria, I'm coming home
- Yeah, I know I'm dead;
- What luck for rulers that men do not think.
- fuck you I'm an anteater
- I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
- See, I'm giving you warm embers for the increasingly cold months
- what i'm trying to show you is something that i was shown
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing
- I'm sorry
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
- I'm on drugs
- I'm not gay
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
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