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• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm going to the moon
• I'm going to kill you
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• I'm not a monster, Tom. Well, technically I am. I guess I am.
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm going to Disneyland
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I'm Going Home
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm a verb; I do things.
• I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• Hi, I'm Mat.
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• HI im vik (user)
• I'm going to be a Dad
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm never watching the Today Show again
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I'm never getting drunk again
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
• I'm an English major, you do the math
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• Hi, mom; I'm gay
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• Hi Honey, I'm Home
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• Im Elvis (user)
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• i'm just a girl
• I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
• I'm crying and I can't stop
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I'm Henry The Eighth I Am
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• Remember I'm awful, in love with you
• im in ur base killin ur d00dz
• I'm just here for the candy
• well im sure (user)
• I'm on a diet!
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• i'm used to it
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Insects do so much the rest of the world never notices.
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• the words I'm after
• I'm scared
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• I'm afraid of posting on e2
• That's my story and I'm stickin' to it
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• I'm damn sociable for a hermit
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Your taste is still on my lips and I'm holding it hostage
• I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• John McCain is a Butthead; I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message
• I'm not thumbing for a lift
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I never know what to do with my hands
• I'm bored
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Zeit im Bild
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• I'm too old for this shit
• I'm good for it.
• The evil that men do
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• You'll never get away with this!
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I'm working on it
• Though really, I'm waiting for you.
• I'm sorry for your loss
• I'm not fucking bored
• I'm a
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• It's late, and I'm tired
• I'm feeling lucky
• im in ur base kissin ur d00dz
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I'm Not There
• Because I'm an adult
• I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith
• I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
• I'm no good at enigmas
• What luck for rulers that men do not think.
• Tell the Center I'm Sorry
• I'm fine no really
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm Your Fan
• I'm gay
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• I'm not in love, set me free
• I'm a little sex pot
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
• I'm Looking Through You
• I'm a consumer whore... And how!
• I feel like I'm being watched
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane

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