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• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• HI im vik (user)
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm never watching the Today Show again
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I'm never getting drunk again
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
• I'm a verb; I do things.
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• Hi, mom; I'm gay
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• Hi Honey, I'm Home
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
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• I'm going to kill you
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• I'm not a monster, Tom. Well, technically I am. I guess I am.
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm going to Disneyland
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I'm Going Home
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm an English major, you do the math
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• Hi, I'm Mat.
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
• I'm sorry
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• I'm game
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I know what I'm talking about
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• The letter I'm too chicken to mail
• I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
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• I'm Stalking Him Electronically
• I'm Really Into Techno
• replace "Excited" with its sullen, long-term counterpart and I'm right there with you!
• I'm not a thief, I'm a treasure hunter
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• I'm the screen, I work at night
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• How to say "I'm crazy"
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Damn it! I'm an adult!
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• Wir Tanzen im 4-Eck
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I'm not a good girlfriend
• I'm Graduating
• Im No Writer (user)
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Spiegel im Spiegel
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• Oh, you'll never go to heaven
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm Proud of You
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
• I'm Not Rappaport
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• I'm not racist but...
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
• To Women, As Far As I'm Concerned
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• Set the table, Victoria, I'm coming home
• Yeah, I know I'm dead;
• The evil that men do
• fuck you I'm an anteater
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• I'm pinching your face!
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I'm on drugs
• I'm not gay
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'm Tory Plan B
• I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm Sas (user)
• I'm looking forward to cutting out your pancreas, you fascist cow
• I'm just sayin'
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
• I'm not supposed to show you
• I,m your Buttocks (user)
• What luck for rulers that men do not think.
• I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
• The sex scene from IT and Hugh Hefner, and why I'm glad both are gone
• Why do the world's richest men resemble Lex Luthor instead of Batman?
• Old men never die, they just spout poetry
• Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• I'm Down
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• I'm Holding You
• I'm in love: A reflection on life
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• There Goes the Neighborhood! 3: im in ur house eating ur f00dz
• The city knows I'm leaving
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate

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