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• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• this is how i'm going to die.
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• HI im vik (user)
• I'm a verb; I do things.
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• I'm never getting drunk again
• I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
• I'm going to the moon
• I'm going to kill you
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm not a monster, Tom. Well, technically I am. I guess I am.
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm going to Disneyland
• Hi, mom; I'm gay
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Hi Honey, I'm Home
• I'm an English major, you do the math
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I'm Going Home
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• Hi, I'm Mat.
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I'm Thinking of Ending Things
• Oh, you'll never go to heaven
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm with stupid
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm pregnant
• I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
• I'm not Greg
• I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
• I'm a Medieval Man
• I'm No Fool
• I'm not what you think
• Why I'm not conservative; why I'm not liberal
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• I'm the idiot to your poetry
• I'm Bob the Builder, in my tractor
• Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• i'm flying from a fire
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• I'm game
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I know what I'm talking about
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• The letter I'm too chicken to mail
• I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• I'm not really a waitress nail polish
• I'm Stalking Him Electronically
• I'm Really Into Techno
• replace "Excited" with its sullen, long-term counterpart and I'm right there with you!
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• I'm not a thief, I'm a treasure hunter
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• The sex scene from IT and Hugh Hefner, and why I'm glad both are gone
• I'm getting ahead of myself
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Damn it! I'm an adult!
• A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• Wir Tanzen im 4-Eck
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I'm not a good girlfriend
• I'm Graduating
• The evil that men do
• Im No Writer (user)
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Spiegel im Spiegel
• I'm in Your Mind Fuzz
• i'm feeling very small and very large all at once
• Why do the world's richest men resemble Lex Luthor instead of Batman?
• Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm Proud of You
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
• I'm Not Rappaport
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• I'm not racist but...
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
• To Women, As Far As I'm Concerned
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• Set the table, Victoria, I'm coming home
• Yeah, I know I'm dead;
• What luck for rulers that men do not think.
• fuck you I'm an anteater
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• See, I'm giving you warm embers for the increasingly cold months
• what i'm trying to show you is something that i was shown
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing
• I'm sorry
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I'm on drugs
• I'm not gay
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God

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