Findings:
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- I learned how to be a prostitute in Nebraska
- you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- Here Be Monsters
- Here be Cows
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- can i be buried here among the dead?
- She Had to Be Sure
- Do you really want Alexa to be hearing this
- Automobile tire pressure
- What life after death will really be like
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
- Here Be Dragons
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- Hot pursuit
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
- How to Be Alone
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- I learnt how to be racist in anti-racism lessons
- I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
- How it's Going to Be
- Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
- How to be a human in love and other impossible things
- hey little fighter, soon it will be brighter
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- How to be a fuck-up
- How to be an improv musician
- to live outside the law you must be honest
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- It Will Always Be Here For You
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- If you lived here, you'd be home now
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- How to be monstrously shallow
- Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
- If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
- How to be a good evil villain
- We couldn't be anywhere else but here
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- How to be a badass
- Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- How to be a geek
- How to be a good customer
- How To Be Good
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- How to be a Canadian Male
- How Should A Person Be?
- Here Be the Giants Chapter 1
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- Here Be the Giants Chapter 3
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- i'll still be here tomorrow
- Here Be The Giants Chapter 2
- How to be a better amateur astronomer
- How Not to be Wrong
- How to be a more productive writer
- I am just going outside and may be some time.
- Will You Be Here Tomorrow?
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
- Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- How to be invisible
- Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- play dumb
- and that's how it's supposed to be
- Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- Running toward the edge
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How to be telekinetic
- University students can be really stupid
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- How to be an asshole
- Be sure it's legal
- How to be a backstabber
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- How the Sun Came to Be
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- Be cool in college
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- Goops and How to be Them
- How the Moon Came to Be
- Be a Great You
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- How to be a troll
- how to be a friend
- How to be anonymous
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- Be Here Now
- How the Internet Came to Be
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- How to be a terrible customer
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- How to be a street musician
- How to be a lardass
- You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- Birds are not to be allowed to die here
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- How to request that a writeup be deleted
- How to be a professional public transit passenger
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- I peer at the ball game, tired of Whitman, tired of wanting to be great.
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- How To Be Funny
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
- How to be a Better Person
- To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
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